हे it's Nick here with some funny jokes :)
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken पार करना, क्रॉस the road?
To दिखाना that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do आप make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do आप call a giant, clumsy, atomic रे breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying नारंगी, ऑरेंज become so popular?
Because नारंगी, ऑरेंज is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken पार करना, क्रॉस the road?
To दिखाना that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do आप make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do आप call a giant, clumsy, atomic रे breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying नारंगी, ऑरेंज become so popular?
Because नारंगी, ऑरेंज is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the संगीत was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If आप are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the संगीत was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If आप are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Artist's illustration of the Jersey Devil, based on eyewitness reports.
