Earth Wind And आग - September (HQ Instrumental)

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बिना सोचे समझे

संगीत

awesome

epic

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79 things to do in an Elevator

posted by catgirl140

79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your ब्रीफ़केस या handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the दीवार without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him या her to call आप Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...

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A Story Which I Used a Fanfiction Generator to Create

posted by animemaykat101

I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was क्रिस्मस Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute नाव hanging on the क्रिस्मस पेड़ and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of रम into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at क्रिस्मस time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...

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100 Ways to Order a पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. If using a touch-tone, press बिना सोचे समझे numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their सवालों with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...

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Ways to Torture the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा Guy

posted by BellaCullen96

Act like आप know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their सवालों with questions.
Ask about पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...

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A Poem Entirely Composed of Song Lyrics

posted by deathding

(Songs and commentary will be listed after the poem. Enjoy!)

1-Welcome to your life,
2-Burning red and honestly.
3-How pure the darkness,
4-If आप ignore the terminology.

5-Your toxic stare,
6-Up against the wall.
7-Now that you're gone forever,
8-You're just a know it all.

9-I used to roll the dice,
10-Like as not it's better so.
11-This is my curse,
12-I've many और miles to go.

13-I don't want to live another moment,
14-But can आप see that I'm in real danger.
15-My legs are dangling off the edge,
16-Her eyes were eyes of a stranger.

17-So much for your promises,
18-The poison फूल comes uncurled.
19-Now...

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तोता and Cat

added by tanyya

10 really depressing things about RED DEAD REDEMPTION:

posted by Canada24

1:
Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has आप reunite a zoophile with his प्रिय horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when आप do the "right" thing, आप often end up making people's lives worse. आप give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with आप to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who आप helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.

#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging...

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Booty Song Masterpost; A सूची Of Songs About Butts

posted by zanhar1

Are आप bored? Do आप have the humor of a 10 साल old boy? Do आप like संगीत that doesn't have a real point? Do आप like संगीत that will make your grandma look at आप with disappointment in her eyes!? If आप answered yes to any of these सवालों then here is a सूची for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes संगीत about that booty!

Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John दिल - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God -...

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How To Be A Good Fanpoporian: Three Easy Steps

posted by TAIKAMODO

So, for those who are new या others who may just be curious, my name is TAIKAMODO, in all कैप्स because I LIKE YELLING, and this is how to be a good Fanpoporian!

STEP 1: Never Be Yourself, A Little Lie Goes A Long Way.

The whole point of the internet is to give आप free reign to do whatever आप want with no consequence. Sure, at घर when आप lied as a child mommy would pop आप on the lip and send your new friend Kevin घर early, but now both your Mommy and Kevin(R.I.P) are unable to stop you! Say you're a Brazilian model super hero spy agent actor sports ninja cowboy if आप want, they can't...

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Diary Of A Degenerate: How To Make A फैन्पॉप लेख

posted by deathding

(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this लेख even remotely seriously, then आप probably aren't as smart as आप think आप are. Enjoy! XD)

"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf

The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good फैन्पॉप article! ^_^

(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)

First off, आप need to think of a good title. Y'know,...

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My चोटी, शीर्ष 10 प्रिय मशहूर हस्तियों

posted by Coffeeuser

I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude टिप्पणियाँ to yourself. I hope आप like it and please tell me what आप think.

10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.

9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of येशु in Passion of the Christ.

9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.

8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.

7. Divine. प्यार him या hate him, you've got to admire his guts.

7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.

6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.

5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.

4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.

3. फ्रेड Rogers. Big part of my childhood.

3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.

2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!

1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I प्यार प्यार प्यार this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in प्यार with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.

1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.

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Villains Continue to be Rad; A सूची of the Types of Villains

posted by zanhar1

Over decades and decades and decades...and और decades, literature has produced so many kinds of villains, I thought I'd pick out a few types I commonly see and explain them. Some of these kind of go hand in hand. "Yo zanhar, there's a site called TV Tropes for this!" Shhhh, it's okay Imma type anyways just to defy you. (Am I a villain yet?)

The Pure Evil

As implied these guys are the ones who are evil through and through. No sympathetic background, no redeeming qualities, hell this person या being doesn't even think he/she is doing the right thing. In fact depending on the villain, he/she knows...

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Cat

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Moose

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The Ghost प्यार Story

posted by Directioner3300

Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no फ्रेंड्स या anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one दिन he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they कहा goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The अगला दिन Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset या lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End

The Smiling man - Creepypasta?

posted by slenderman777

About five years पूर्व I lived downtown in a major city in the US. I've always been a night person, so I would often find myself bored after my roommate, who was decidedly not a night person, went to sleep. To pass the time, I used to go for long walks and spend the time thinking.

I spent four years like that, walking alone at night, and never once had a reason to feel afraid. I always used to joke with my roommate that even the drug dealers in the city were polite. But all of that changed in just a few मिनटों of one evening.

It was a Wednesday, somewhere between one and two in the morning, and...

TDF REVIEWS THINGS: My Little टट्टू (spoilerz)

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls दिखाना that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little चॉकलेट sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, इंद्रधनुष कुतिया, मतलबी and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.

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10 Anti Jokes

posted by -SkySplitter-

Disclaimer: I didn't make any of these. Credit goes to their original creators.

1. Q. What did बैटमैन say to Robin before they got in the car?

A. Get in the car

2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

3. Q. What does an Eagle and a तिल have in common?

A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

4. A बत्तख, बतख walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The बत्तख, बतख doesn't say anything because its a duck.

5. Q. What...

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Bramblekit's Prophecy Prolouge (No one cares about prolouges so I don't care. XP)

posted by -SkySplitter-

Ok, this is my first fan-fiction, no negative commments plz.

"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...

Teh अजवायन के फूल of Brumble haz cume.