AFI - Miss Murder (Short Version)

Let's imagine. You, a regular fanpopper, decides to go and hang out at your प्रिय spot, hoping to post some वीडियो and pictures, answer सवालों and discuss in the forums, maybe even write an लेख या two. आप get to the spot, and found that some idiot has completely bombarded everything on the spot with insults, flames, bashes, and content that goes against the topic of the spot.

You are outraged and frustrated, desperately trying to hurl every thing you've got at this person, but only getting उत्तरों such as "you suck for liking this" या "I can say whatever I like because I'm entitled...

My friend, Pie-102, and I wrote this last year. It it definatly random.



On the first दिन of क्रिस्मस my true प्यार gave to me, a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the सेकंड दिन of क्रिस्मस my true प्यार gave to me, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the third दिन of क्रिस्मस my true प्यार gave to me, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the fourth दिन of क्रिस्मस my true प्यार gave to me, four suburban trucks, पेड़ moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush
On the fifth दिन of Cristmas my true love...

Me: okay i actually found this story in my local newspaer from 20 years back. And i'll put a symbol for town names. I don't want rapists या pheaodifiles coming to my town... okay lets begin. And i shall have to give some background history. Well at there was a renovation going on at $ which was between # and &, for an old mental asylum to be converted into a power house musuem. Anyway so this story takes place then. I think i'm not sure of dates.
$ was a small town, very small as in like only three -5 thousande people
ps. द्वारा the way i really wanted a long title


okay so in Australia out in...

Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh

I wanna duel 'em like they do in Yu-Gi-Oh
Face down face up trap cards spell cards then time roulette go (I प्यार it!)
All I do is just believe in the दिल of the cards
And then I kick some butt when I use Swordsman of Landstar

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Can't beat my...

60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as आप are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let आप see us cry, unless we want आप to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if आप are interested. But we will later deny it या make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot या sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for आप (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if आप don't like what we wear...

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated द्वारा you.
I was so एनचांटेड द्वारा your beauty that I ran into that दीवार over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime आप passed by, just so I could stare at आप a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...

TRUTH

Who do आप have a crush on?

If आप had to तारीख, दिनांक anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity आप would want to make out with

Name five people आप hate and why आप hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have आप ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If आप did, what did आप do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have आप ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have आप had your first kiss, if आप have, were was it and who was it with?

Have आप ever seen a parent naked?

Have आप ever seen जानवर reproducing?

Have आप stalked anyone,...

found this stuff and i wanted to share with आप guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person अगला to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your सवालों to the class.

6.Sit in...

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, या to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get आप in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly द्वारा giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the अगला family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - आप may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin टोपी and feed him grapes when...

I never thought I would be doing a सूची like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this सूची with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please टिप्पणी दे but be polite. Also, always टिप्पणी दे because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...

I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping गाड़ी and switch the items with stuff from the person अगला to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen आप in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of आप on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...

When you're happy and आप know it bomb Iraq
If आप cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If आप never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If आप think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...

I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one आप love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say आप प्यार me unless आप really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like आप could किस my imperfections away,
And I would stand द्वारा your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to आप on everything I am,
And I dedicate to आप all that I have,
And I promise आप that I will stand right द्वारा your side,
Forever and always, until the दिन I die.

I’m not crying over what आप said;
It’s what आप didn’t say that...