Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course आप don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights पूर्व and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate लेखन skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? और like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course आप don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights पूर्व and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate लेखन skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? और like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
10. Tell a बिना सोचे समझे person आप प्यार them
9. go up to a worker and ask them बिना सोचे समझे questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big या for guys just a बिना सोचे समझे bra and ask a worker how आप look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a बिना सोचे समझे person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat खाना before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the चोटी, शीर्ष of your lungs
9. go up to a worker and ask them बिना सोचे समझे questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big या for guys just a बिना सोचे समझे bra and ask a worker how आप look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a बिना सोचे समझे person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat खाना before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the चोटी, शीर्ष of your lungs
PK:were am i
*turns on lights
darla dimple: ...
PK:WHO ARE U?
darla dimple:...
PK: ok blah blah YAA *THROWS चाकू AT DD
darla dimple: *teleports to PK*
PK: ಠ_ಠ
PK: *LOOKS behind*
pinkie pie: wut i tell u about goin in MAH SHED
pk: wait this is a shed ohh ok*turns all dark again
PK: not again *someone turns on light*
pk: WHY AM I STRAPED UP
pinkie pie: *starts up chainsaw*
pk: oh no O_e
pinkie pie: *cuts up my guts*
pk: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
al da sudden flippy breaks in 007 style
PK: YAY HI FLIPPY
flippy: let me help u pinkie pie...
PK; OH COME ON!!!
both: cuts hands
PK:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
both: go's into private room
PK: hmm I HAVE DA POWER *breaks chains*
pk: wow it worked
pk: looks at private window
*both havenig sexytime
pk: walks away
pk: e_e *stabs myself*
woke up DA END NOW DIE
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours या mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do आप put that back?"
I had a lot of fun लेखन these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours या mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do आप put that back?"
I had a lot of fun लेखन these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
1.) Start saying the सवालों really loudly and if they try to tell आप to be quite say "shhh this is a test आप know, gosh!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering बिना सोचे समझे numbers to the person अगला to आप and then when the teacher tells आप off say "They made me give them the जवाब या they कहा they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at आप say "What are आप lookin at!" या "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on चोटी, शीर्ष of the तालिका, टेबल and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have आप been spying on me and teling it everything!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering बिना सोचे समझे numbers to the person अगला to आप and then when the teacher tells आप off say "They made me give them the जवाब या they कहा they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at आप say "What are आप lookin at!" या "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on चोटी, शीर्ष of the तालिका, टेबल and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have आप been spying on me and teling it everything!"
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my कल्पना is flying
It's a गढ़, महल in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with ड्रॅगन्स now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a गढ़, महल in the sky
या there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
कल्पना is not a crime
Find your गढ़, महल in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads आप to the moon 'cause..."
No one knows where it hides
And my कल्पना is flying
It's a गढ़, महल in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with ड्रॅगन्स now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a गढ़, महल in the sky
या there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
कल्पना is not a crime
Find your गढ़, महल in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads आप to the moon 'cause..."
