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Of course, if आप are TRULY random, आप shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever आप may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases या monologues या pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of फ्रेंड्स या logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if आप got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and आप can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...
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posted by invadercalliope
When आप turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If आप have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
आप cannot turn back anymore

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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and द्वारा brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in बिस्तर and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...
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posted by yoshifan1976
Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse आड़ू, पीच was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", आड़ू, पीच told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a किस and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. गुलबहार, डेज़ी hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...
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"My name is Melody Willgrove and I am a werewolf."
"Now I never found myself pretty या anything I am just a normal girl(well as normal as a werewolf girl can be any way).''I am just a normal girl .Though every guy in the pack thinks I am sexy, but I have know idea why .''I mean what so good looking about me I have deep red hair (which has a mind of it own ),I am too skinny (blow away in the wind to skinny ),I am a shorty (5 foot ) ,and I am pale (burn a lot ).''The only two things I like about myself is my grey eyes(their like my dad's ) and my b-cups ,hey if I am going to be skinny I derserve...
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Mysterious love

-chapter five-

As we were walking down the stairs too the lunch room he said"So how was पढ़ना and math?"
"Boring"I कहा he kinda smiled and कहा "Well..." but trailed off
I was going too ask why when rebecca came up and looked at us she sort of examined us ,I guess is a better word.She said"June do आप no if the librarian has a nother copy of that geometertry book I need it for something?"I just कहा "Umm I dont think she has one" When mathew कहा "I bet i have a copy at home,you can borrow"
I looked at him wondering why he was पढ़ना it in the पुस्तकालय when i came in too look...
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Just decided to write something random! My first लेख so टिप्पणी दे if आप want!!! या not!


Why am I लेखन this?
Why is it hot या cold?
Why is the sky blue?
Why, I don't know!
Why does sound so corny?
Why is your name your name?
Why are goldfish orange?
Why is फैन्पॉप fanpop?
Why is this random?
Why are your panrents your panrents?
Why do we like pie/cake?
Why don't we like pie/cake?
Why are there glasses?
Why do we have 10 toes/fingers?
Why do we eat?
Why do we have clothes?
why why why plz tell me why.
I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are आप busy?" या "Are आप doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all दिन but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...
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posted by मिलोरोक्स18
1. I प्यार the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I प्यार the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I प्यार the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I प्यार the way आप look at me.

5. I प्यार how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I प्यार the way I can’t imagine a दिन without आप in my life.

7. I प्यार the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I प्यार the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I प्यार the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I प्यार how I know you’ll always be there when I need आप to be.

11....
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-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, आप can किस my नितंब, गधा too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the दिन i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to आप does not matter to me

-When your up, your फ्रेंड्स know who आप are.
When you're down, आप know who your फ्रेंड्स are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab आप in the throat with...the चाकू आप left in my back.

-I was the one who कहा things changed;
you were the one who proved...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
I didn't make this, I just found it...


1.Stick your open palm under the stall दीवार and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 सेकंड्स and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....
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just being random!
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Source: The rock dressed as miley cyrus
posted by Mallory101
Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him या erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If आप want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go आगे when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...
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Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für मांद, डेन Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen


Die Fliege...
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