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posted by shomill
M R snakes.
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!

-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:

Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.

-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.

And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
केला, केले who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
केला, केले who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
केला, केले who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
नारंगी, ऑरेंज who?
नारंगी, ऑरेंज आप glad I didn't say केला, केले again?

Hope आप had fun!
posted by alismouha
My dear son...

I send आप this letter,if it doesn't reach you,tell me so I can re-send it.

I'm लेखन this as slowly as I can,because I am aware that आप can't read quickly.

I will send this to आप with your brother,he is asleep now,so I'll put it in his pocket,if he forgets to hand it to you,reach in and take it.

The weather is really great here,it only rained a couple of times last week,the first time it lasted 4 days,and the सेकंड one it was only 3 days.

About the leather जैकेट आप wanted me to send to you,it was going to cost me a fortune to ship because its buttons were too heavy,so I cut...
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posted by darkkhorn19
It was around 12:30 and I was at the grocery, I was busy getting some apples when a teenage boy goes over to me and hands me a cold bottle of water and a magazine. I thanked him, but apon पढ़ना the magazine it was full of lies. It was trying to convert me to Christianity, so before I drank the water, I threw the ice-cold water in his face, dropped the magazine, and कहा "If your so-called "God" exsisted, why didn't he stop me from doing that?" The boy simply replied "Because your denying his love". Right away, I replied "Oh please, If there was a God, I bet आप he'd rather prefer a good honest Athiest than a preacher on Televison going around lying about his healing powers". He was angered "And how do आप know who God would prefer?!" If it was even possible at the time, I was calmer than before and answered. "The very same way the bible was made". I smiled warmly as I saw him stomp away with anger.
posted by boomerlover
Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went घर and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so stupid when your dad कहा it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to बिस्तर to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she चुरा लिया free bread.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and...
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