Well, the first episode has a whopping SEVENTEEN प्रशंसकों now, which is my most लोकप्रिय लेख to date, so I guess a lot of आप wanted a sequel. Hope आप guys enjoy, sorry it took so long to happen. XD

"How to compliment a guy."

It's not that hard, just say something nice. Do आप REALLY need सलाह from the internet on something so INSANELY simple such as this?

"Fries insulted me!"

You insult humanity, it's a pretty fair trade to me.

"Paul's Empire."

DANCE my minions, DANCE! >:D

"What does astroglide smell like?"

Fresh flowers, unless the lubricant has been used after masturbating, in which case a...

Item #: SCP-465
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-465 is secured in containment locker 8423 at Site-19. Under no circumstances is SCP-465 to be opened द्वारा any personnel ranking above class D, and then only in a अंतरिक्ष at least 15 square meters in area. No other special attention या care is required.

Description: SCP-465-01 is a large two-piece cardboard box decorated with a faded confetti pattern लोकप्रिय in the 1970s. Other than a large printed label on the चोटी, शीर्ष of the lid marked "Party in a Box", no indication of contents या manufacturer are found on any portion of the object....