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Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off आप aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so आप aren't the one stressed on birth control , आप do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 मिनटों tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell आप at what घंटा to be घर when आप in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than घर as a teenager cause your parents...
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Hi! :)
Here are the चोटी, शीर्ष ten to impress the guy आप like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what आप want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its और important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my फ्रेंड्स heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she कहा thanks...
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When you're happy and आप know it bomb Iraq
If आप cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If आप never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If आप think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I प्यार her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, या movie. Please टिप्पणी दे and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway
I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The हंस Princess, Anastasia,...
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1. Cognitive Dissonance - the idea that when we hold two conflicting thoughts या beliefs, we unconsciously adjust to make one fit with the other. My social psychology professor gave an example of a student who values studying all the time, but ढीला पतलून, ढीला off when it comes to their प्रिय टेलीविज़न show. So the student tells herself that watching the टेलीविज़न helps her study later when it really doesn’t. However, telling herself that helped her eased the anxiety.

2. Hallucinations are common - one third of people रिपोर्ट experiencing hallucination at some point in time. Similarly, normal people...
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posted by OmegaLeader
101 things to do when your bored~
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1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If आप live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some फ्रेंड्स along for company, या just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform...
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1.people excpect आप to be good all the time and stay the same

2.Your फ्रेंड्स get jelious when आप hang with other people.


3.more people then आप think hate आप and think your stuck up.


4.If your a mean लोकप्रिय person people might ditch you.


5.People talk about आप behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.


6.The teachers know not to put आप with your फ्रेंड्स because आप talk to much.


7.You hang out with alot of people but और then 90% of them are just hanging out with आप because your popular.


8.If your a लोकप्रिय girl and आप have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling आप a slut.



9.If your a लोकप्रिय boy and आप have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.



10.if आप had a good friend and then आप became लोकप्रिय they might stop hanging out with आप because they think there not good enough.
I believe in my दिल that we shouldn't have to change या selves या stop following our dreams just for someones approval because this is our life and they have to live theirs if we have a dream that our दिल is at then we need to go after it and ignore those haters because they'll make आप stronger.For example if आप want to be a singer be a singer,If आप want to be an Artist be an artist.If आप want to be different and original than be original because आप have to fulfill your dreams.If आप stop because of haters ,you will never feel happy या complete and you'll let the hater win द्वारा giving...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, या being a creep, आप will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks आप can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell आप where I fucking live so we can fuck बिना सोचे समझे strangers.

Stranger: आप like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: आप ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, या copy everything they say.
I DID NOT WRITE THIS, I HAD THIS FWD TO ME FROM A FRIEND.
Of course, guys, u don’t have to do ALL these things, just a few on the सूची would b nice =P..hahaha

45 things a girl wants but wont ask for:1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her. ( somewhat true )..:)
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. किस her slowly.

Are आप remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your फ्रेंड्स together.

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11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves आप more, deny...
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posted by MarMar_XigLux
“ Killing someone with a spoon is not bad, but I prefer the chainsaw it's faster.”
~ Serial Killer on spoons

You found out आप hate someone. No, not just hate. आप FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, आप wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then आप be like "omgomgomg" and then...
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Tomorrow is Valentines Day, so here's an लेख - How to Say "I प्यार you!" in 51 different languages!

1. "I प्यार you!" (English



2."Ek is lief vir jou" (Afrikaans)



3. "أحبك" (Arabic)



4a. "Ես սիրում եմ քեզ" (Armenian)



4b. "Yes sirum yem" k’yez (Armenian - Phonetics)



5a. "Я кахаю цябе" (Belarusian)



5b. "JA kachaju ciabie" (Belarusian Phonetics)



6a. "Обичам те" [i](Bulgarian)




6b. "Obicham te" (Bulgarian - Phonetics)



7. "Et vull" (Catalan)



8a. "我愛你" (Chinese [traditional])



8b. "Wǒ ài nǐ" (Chinese [traditional] - Phonetics)



9. "Volim te" (Croatian)



10. "Miluji tě"...
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okay, penguins are amazing, so i'm making a सूची why everyone should think so too!

10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their खाना (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.
 The MASTER of female shinigami.
The MASTER of female shinigami.

19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick नितंब, गधा in life.
 The red hot-blooded habanero.
The red hot-blooded habanero.

18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My प्रिय Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
 The original dark magician girl.
The original dark magician...
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