प्यार Aesthetic

50 बिना सोचे समझे सवालों people ask

1. Are we there yet?
2. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
3. Which way to the emergency exit?
4. Does this make me look fat?
5. Can God make a bathtub so big He can't bathe in it?
6. Parlez-vous Français?
7. Why hasn't my check arrived yet?
8. How many fingers am I holding up?
9. Where do bad folks go when they die?
10. Why do we park on driveways and drive on freeways?
11. Who shot Mr. Burns?
12. What time is it?
13. Can I go to the bathroom?
14. May I go to the bathroom?
15. Does this hurt?
16. Will आप marry me?
17. Whose fault is that?
18. I...

Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...


A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The दिन came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing आप know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied...

1.His cell phone number (picture this आप are on a तारीख, दिनांक with him and she calls to ask wat time will she be home)

2.His parents-(If your mom knows his parents then be prepared to see sum embarrasing pics,of yuor boyfriend)

3. If he is a virgin!! (ppicture this your up in your room with him and she pops in when yall r about to किस and she freaks out)

4.His ex-girlfriends (if your mom knows ur boyfriend's ex girlfriends then be prepared to hear what did, tthis girl havetht my daughter didnt)

5.What his style is (your out with ur bf and mom and आप turn the corner and she yells OH LOOK A THOOSE SEXY...

I bet I know what some of आप are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat या what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two मिनटों when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my आइपॉड या laptop for a week if I left it open again. या when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see...

Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the अगला table.
Turn around every thirty-seven सेकंड्स to the people at the अगला तालिका, टेबल and ask them if your सीट is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever आप see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their तालिका, टेबल and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time आप take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the तालिका, टेबल itself; and make sure to make...

The शीर्षक says it all, really. So I just want to start this all off द्वारा apologizing to like..... The three of आप that probably were पढ़ना this. Cultober II was something I had planned since last year. I reviewed 31 horror फिल्में last साल and really wanted to do the same this year. However, I don't have the same free time I did a साल ago. With work and other projects being in the way, as well as playing indie games for In-Indie, I have no time to review 31 films. I had hoped that limiting it to 16 would help... and then I limited it to 10. And even then it wasn't going to do any good. So...

Rabbit Peak, Chama New Mexico.

Japanese People: *Walking alongside a trailer, carrying Type 99 Machine guns*
Johnny: *Hiding behind a tree*
Narrator: Oh हे there. आप must be wondering what this is all about. The answer is simple really. I work for the CIA. There's a lot of people around the world that do bad things.
Fat Mexican: *Smoking a cigar while snorting coke*
Narrator: Really bad things. This frightens the CIA, and because of that, we get rid of these people, या bring them down to Langley. There we interrogate them, and run a few experiments. May sound cruel, but that's the way the...