बिना सोचे समझे Booty Justice

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10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा cut into six pieces या twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did आप get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office रसोई, रसोईघर one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...

द्वारा a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much और successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why फ्रेड and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
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