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15+ Ways To Annoy Your Dad!

posted by zanesaaomgfan

1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him आप met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do आप listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him द्वारा his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your प्रिय guy[If आप hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson या some who आप like ALLOT!]

9. Come घर saying आप found your true...

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बिना सोचे समझे

added by Rodz

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बिना सोचे समझे Facts

posted by Bluekait

French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are और likely to become serial killers.

Everything आप see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are और likely to dream when आप are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If आप tear off paper from bottles, आप are sexually...

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Facts about Chuck Norris

posted by x-menobsessed26

There used to be a सड़क, स्ट्रीट named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle आप with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...

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100 chuck norris jokes

posted by karpach_14

A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then आप can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the बीयर, बियर gets drunk.

Ninjas want...

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101 Ways to Flirt

posted by bizeshnakarki

I found this on the internet.

1.    Smile
2.    Laugh
3.    Run your fingers through your hair
4.    Touch them gently on the arm/shoulder
5.    Give them a hug
6.    Tease them
7.    Complement their clothes
8.    Say, "It seems like forever since I last saw you"
9.    Whisper
10.    Offer them a blanket या कोट if it's cold
11.    Offer to buy them a drink
12.    Lean...

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Very politically incorrect jokes

posted by d3ath_3at3r

In a pub क्विज़ the other दिन I लॉस्ट द्वारा one point. The सवाल was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.

One of the other सवालों was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that सेब has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing खरीडिए that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some बमवर्षक, बॉम्बर jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

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Reverse thinspo

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Most लोकप्रिय ghetto names

posted by RulerL0rd

Ghetto Names

Mostly लोकप्रिय with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming और common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us द्वारा our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...

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60 funny ways to get kicked out of Walmart

posted by kitty2264

Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service डेस्क and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid या a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....

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How to get over a crush :-)

posted by Thecharliejay

Think
1.    1
Realization. Even though it may seem impossible, the truth is, nothing is impossible. If आप keep thinking it's impossible, then it will be. Have faith
2
Analyze the situation. Create a सूची of "pros" and "cons" to help आप better understand why you're seeking प्यार या acceptance from this person.
2.    3
Don't worry about things आप can't help. Acknowledge the impossibility as something that is totally out of your hands (ex: marriage, age, sexuality, hang-ups) and know that if something is meant to be, it will be.
3.    4
Don't...

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Villains Are Still Rad; Why I Tend To Like Villains

posted by zanhar1

So a while back I made two लेखाए about my प्रिय villains and why I like them specifically but what about the bad guys just makes them so enticing for me? Heck I may have even typed up an लेख like this before, but with a years later with a new perspective, alongside an updated सूची of my चोटी, शीर्ष 25 fictional villains, I decided that it's time to reveal why I like the bad guys so much.

Top 25

Some of them are refromed या simply played an antagonistic role but are not super evil. Won't state which ones are reformed because spoilers.

1. Azula (Avatar)
2. Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)
3. Bellatrix...

ZOMBIE TRAMP

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BlindMaiden.com - क्रीपीपास्ता

posted by slenderman777

There is a website that offers its users the choice to experience the "ultimate horror." This website, called Blindmaiden.com, is supposedly a site dedicated to a doomed spirit that will enter the घर of people who have viewed that site.

However, no matter how hard आप try, your browser won't allow आप to enter the site. आप see, to access this site, आप must wait until exactly 12:00 AM, making sure that the night in सवाल is a New Moon night. आप must be on your own in your घर with all the lights turned off. Only when these conditions are met, will आप be granted access to the site.

As...

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Deathding's चोटी, शीर्ष Ten Five Nights At Freddy's Songs

posted by deathding

Enjoy!

(WARNING: There is quite a bit of profanity in this article, so if that bothers आप in any way, please contemplate पढ़ना something else. Thank you.)

Alright before आप whine like an immature five-year old troll without their दूध bottle and scream out "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS OVERRATED!", just hear me out. I like the games for their surprisingly deep story, fun game play, memorable animatronics, and dark atmosphere.

Oh but Jared, this is the internet! How DARE आप have an opinion, you'll get destroyed द्वारा the hater army!

WELL आप KNOW WHAT I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, THIS...

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cruella's चोटी, शीर्ष 20 प्रिय Fictional Characters

posted by cruella

I'd planning to do this for a while, and I finally found the time. Remember this is just my personal opinion about these characters, if आप disagree please be polite.

Warning:
Be prepared to see some weird characters listed here! Also this सूची is subject to change, depending on what mood I happen to be in on a certain day.

Honorable Mentions

30. Rasputin- ऐनस्टेशिया
29. Maleficnet- Sleeping Beauty
28. Black Widow- Marvel universe
27. Tiana- The Princess and the Frog
26. Dr. Faciliar- The Princess and the Frog
25. Hades- Hercules
24. Snow White- Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
23. Glittering...

ट्रांसफॉर्मर्स EVO Lyrics (English)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Out in the darkness, someone is rending the silence
Awakening this planet from its sleep
Who is it?

Look, evil spirits are right before you
There's nowhere to run, so take 'em straight on!
Someone tells me to erase my "worries" and "fear"
We reconstruct our minds
Clench your fists strongly
Believe in the bonds between us
And fight!

So all I can do
And all आप can do
Is spread your wings and transform
Take the anger piercing your दिल and turn it into strength
Now all I can do
And all आप can do
Is shine and transform
To the stage of evolution
Touch and go!

Listen closely! It's a new "beginning"
Why do आप think...

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my Andley fanfinction chapter one

posted by misscrazel

I realized I loved Ashley a while ago. We were onstage and my microphone cut out. I was forced to use Ashley’s until mine was fixed. For just a moment our lips brushed together and I realized I loved him.
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It was the end of Valentine’s Day. I wished I could get something for Ashley. Maybe अगला साल I would be braver. I was alone in my room when I decided to call Ashley. I wouldn’t tell him I loved him yet, I just wanted...

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What we learn from SpongeBob

posted by CorporalSununu

1. Appreciate your life... SB has almost no pay, his neighbors hates him, he is the living definition of being friendzoned, and his घोंघा, घोंघे is smarter than him...yeah.
2. We learn how to sing... F is for friends, who, do stuff together!
3. We learn how to properly flip crabby-patties
4. We realize no ones ever gone into the sea looking for a pineapple
5. Eveyday is a good दिन to wear a striped sweater!
6. We learn how to unsuccessfully plan to learn the secret recipe
7. We learn a pineapple actually makes a nice home.
8. Squirrels cam easily live undersea!