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41 ways to annoy your parents

posted by chowjoyi

41 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If आप have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your फ्रेंड्स come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary फ्रेंड्स that आप ask their opinion of everything.

7. After आप have your bath, लपेटें a bath towel around आप and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...

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42 Things that will make your parents go crazy

posted by ilovepenguins

42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary फ्रेंड्स that आप talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying...

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My Suicide Note.

posted by CoaxochYJ

My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome फ्रेंड्स and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time आप read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though आप may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't प्यार you, my love.

I loved आप with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....

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25 Fun things to do in public

posted by Bubblekat

1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar आप grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something या someone

3. Go up to a बिना सोचे समझे person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki बिना सोचे समझे noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a फव्वारा run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to आप in public about the...

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24 ways on how to be a girl pervert

posted by I-Luv-L

I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask आप say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing कमीज, शर्ट sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...

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चोटी, शीर्ष 59 Jewish Ghetto names

posted by fencingrocks

No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If आप want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
45.Shteinshtein
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
41.Zilbershpitzanhimelfarbenfleishebien
40.Gefiltafarb
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. LOL they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein...

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35 fun things to do at a mall.

posted by Lady10358

Found this on गूगल
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS या If आप find a कमीज, शर्ट store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the खाना court and go to a fast खाना place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a तालिका, टेबल गाना elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as आप can "I प्यार THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT दिन AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until आप see an old lady/guy...

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A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while पूर्व and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask आप somethingand i want आप to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how आप feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want आप to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi या Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

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New Zodiac Dates!

added by xxXsk8trXxx

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बिना सोचे समझे things to say when फ्रेंड्स are around

posted by Blitzy_Utonium

1.I like pie

2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.

3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.

4.Dog खाना is a beautiful thing to watch when आप are eating!

5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!

6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.

7.Heeeeeeeloo!

8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.

9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

10. Fartblossom!

11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)

12. Your face is disorted when आप sleeeeeep.

13. Bye कहा Santa while eating Blitzen.

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पीडो बेर

added by XxKeithHarkinxX

Source: गूगल

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61 Funny excuses for not doing homework

posted by ilovetech29

just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped द्वारा terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds चुरा लिया it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket चुरा लिया it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...

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101 things to do in a public bathroom

posted by IsabellaMCullen

I didn't make this, I just found it...

1.Stick your open palm under the stall दीवार and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 सेकंड्स and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....

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50 Fun Things To Do at Walmart

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten मिनट intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people आप can get to शामिल होइए in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department द्वारा sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...

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बिना सोचे समझे people

added by shiriny

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My चोटी, शीर्ष 10 Best Female गाना Voices of ALL TIME

posted by KataraLover

I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I प्यार her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, या movie. Please टिप्पणी दे and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway

I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The हंस Princess, Anastasia,...

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Melons

posted by flippy_fan210

Some of आप might have heard of the game Facade. those of आप who have, आप probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she कहा "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they कहा yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...

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100 Hottest Male मशहूर हस्तियों (In My Opinion) Part 3

posted by saz19126

OK here's part 3 - remember these aren't in any particular order

41.
Name: Tom Ward (Actor)
From: Silent Witness
Character: Dr Harry Cunningham
Attraction: He's just so gorgeous - very manly

42.
Name: Andrew Gower (Actor)
From: Being Human
Character: Nick Cutler
Attraction: His mouth and the way he talks (if you've not seen Being Human - आप should watch it just for him lol) - and he looks a little like David Thewlis (although maybe not so much in this picture)

43.
Name: Alex Pettyfer (Actor)
From: Beastly
Character: Kyle
Attraction: Think it's actually the hair for me

44.
Name: James Buckley...

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Larry Stylinson Fanfic Pt. 1

posted by iLuvLouisCarrot

“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are आप really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he कहा that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can आप tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you,...

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25 बिना सोचे समझे "facts" of life

posted by Hinata-Snow

I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. आप will never find anybody who can give आप a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell आप that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling आप that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed द्वारा the federal government is entertainment.
5. आप should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests आप think she's pregnant unless आप can see an...