Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow Scene

I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are आप busy?" या "Are आप doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all दिन but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...

Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If आप consider it a sport to gather your खाना द्वारा drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all दिन hoping that the खाना will swim by, आप might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each साल because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, आप might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy क्वीन is closed from November through April, आप might live in Michigan .

If आप instinctively walk like a पेंगुइन for five months out of the year, आप might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...

Okay,No need to be so rough on yourself!Because आप know what?IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!Here are a few reasons that आप must continue to smile,laugh and to the teenagers who want to kill themselves why to live.
1.You're individual!You're yourself!You're not afraid of being who आप are and आप should be proud of it,because not many people are like that!Most of them pretend to be someone who they're not and that often makes them feel worse than you.Seeing that you're happy and you're free to express yourself they get aggressive and they want to make आप feel bad!I say:FUCK THEM!
2.If you're a little...

आप know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your प्रिय character from तारा, स्टार Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled द्वारा Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, या Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your प्रिय female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...

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EMOTICONS
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: ) happy face
:-) just kidding या happy
:-( depressed या frowning
(:-( extremely Sad
B-) cool या sunglasses
:-))) overweight
d:-) a baseball player
:-D laughing
:-P tongue sticking out
:-o surprised
8-o shocked
:-s confused
:- skeptical
:-)' drooling
:-)8 well dressed because of bow tie
8-) glasses
*<|:-) Santa
:-{} big mouth
=:-)= punk rocker with a goatee
:v) big nose
:-# braces
:^) broken nose
:-[#] eating
:<) Ivy League school
:-& tongue tied
:*) drunk
:-'] cold
[(:-)](:-( a toupee and it's windy
:-8 talking out of both...