Marvel - X23

(This लेख is a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious, so don't take it seriously.)

1.Watch hours of ऐनीमे each day, every day.

2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")

3. Always talk about how आप want to be "Miku-Chan" when आप get older.

4. On चोटी, शीर्ष of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...

5.If आप have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".

6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)

7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching,...

Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that आप think they're Tom Cruise या मैडोना (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie तारा, स्टार in question).
Ask the guy अगला to आप to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person अगला to you, "Are आप in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, आप have a very irate home,' she कहा governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....