1) Go into a phone store, look at the sales person, hold out a केला, केले and tell them आप want to upgrade to an apple.
2) On New Years Eve at 11: 55 order a पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा then at 12:01, New
Year's day, call and complain I ordered this last year!
3) Go into a public restroom then after a few seconds, yell "LET IT GO! LET IT GO! CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE!" then drop something heavy into the toilet.
4) Order a पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा 3 मिनटों before new साल and when it comes say "I ordered this a darn साल ago" and scream in frustration.
5) Go into a supermarket, and in the produce section, find a pineapple. Grab it and shake...
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