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1.A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.

The blonde उत्तरों "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail"

2.Why did the blond पार करना, क्रॉस the road?

I dont know.

Neither did the blond.

3.A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish आप guys could get your act together. Just yesterday आप take away my license and then today आप expect me to दिखाना it to you."

4.A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the चोटी, शीर्ष of a burning building. Below,...

Why Did the Chicken पार करना, क्रॉस the Road?


George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road या not. The chicken is either with us या it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Clinton: I did not पार करना, क्रॉस the road with THAT chicken. What do आप mean द्वारा chicken? Could आप define chicken, please?

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road या the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only पार करना, क्रॉस roads, but...