Dear Noah,
We could have sworn आप कहा the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, यूनिकॉर्न
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because वैंपायर are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The टाइटैनिक
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your पुस्तकें are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
Dear Boyfriend,
I can make...
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