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"Naturally"


Did it seem
To disappoint you
Living alone?
द्वारा the banks
Of your dilemma
Out of control
No one seems
To give the answers
That आप wanna hear
What you'd give
To find a welcome here

Miles and miles of lies
Behind you
Those were the days
So many lives
You'd hope would guide you
Help आप find a way
Now it seems to your surprise
That they left आप lying here
What you'd give to dry
These कड़वा tears

Did it come naturally?
आप a million miles from home
When आप tried so carefully
To live a life
That's not your own
Always remember
That it wasn't that long ago
I stilled the oceans
I moved...

1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the चोटी, शीर्ष spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...

1.Stand अगला to a bathroom, stroking a soap bottle while saying: "It's okay my darling, we will get out soon".

2.Sniff every type of cheese in the aisle.

3.When somebody walks द्वारा you, stare at them with
BIG eyes.

4.Squirt every type of perfume आप can find.

5.When in the bathroom,scream as loud as आप can.

6.Tickle yourself in front of the toilet scrubbers.

7.Hop like a frog around the store.

8.Get a glowing pen and act like आप are scanning the दूध and say:"We shall see".

9.Act like a detective, trying to find the missing Whipped Cream Monster.

10.Put on a स्कर्ट and do yoga in the middle of the store....

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as आप walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at आप for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like एल (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...

Mittens.
They warm your hands, protect आप from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life आप wore heavy mittens. If आप dial a phone, try to use a remote control, या try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much और difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much और difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything आप see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...

1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are और important than her.
4. She needs to get आप खाना while आप sit and do whatever आप want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. एक प्रकार का जहाज़ her नितंब, गधा and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that आप प्यार her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. हटाइए somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if...