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Sen_Kagemiya do i want to know what the kid saw..

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और blonde jokes

posted by karpach_13

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can आप tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The जोस्टिक, जॉयस्टिक is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her और attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do आप say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are आप boys all in the same band?
A3: Do आप guys all play for the Green खाड़ी, बे Packers?

Q: How do आप make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...

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10 Things Guys SHOULD Know About Girls

posted by MileySelena982

1. We only cry infront of आप when we
a) want आप to comfort us, or
b) can't help it

2. We only wear mini स्कर्ट when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.

3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus

4. If आप ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't या feel like आप should know, so
forget about it.

5. When we say we're mad, upset, या angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.

6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?

7. If आप think we like to hang out with आप every
waking minute, think twice.

8. Have आप ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?

9. When आप ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3

10. When we say we प्यार you... आप better believe it.

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प्रॉप्स to whoever can salve this RIDDLE!

posted by 1122ridr

What is heavy forwards but backwards it is NOT?

Hint: The answer is in the question

Can आप guess, if आप can, I'll give आप props.

PS: Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
BATMAN!!!!

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being ugly

posted by orangeturnip

things that make you...

being ugly is a state of mind

think yourself ugly ... slowly आप become ugly
having a lack of confindence...you soon become ugly
being obsesed with the way आप look
being obsesed with being what "men/women" want
putting peaple down
being a bitch
worrying
saying ewwwww या not accepting peaples diffreces
all signs of ugliness...add up the signs how ugly have आप become?

im ugly how do i change....

be natral and true
one बिना सोचे समझे act of kindness everyday

look at someone for who they are not what they look like - everyones idea of beauty is diffrent yet we are subliminialy told its the same

look for your truth not the worlds

प्यार yourself
प्यार the world
spread some joy

प्यार peace ..... not fighting

stand tall and proud and confident in who आप are.
dont let the world change you

thank आप for taking the time to read ... this came from my दिल and i hope it will help someone out there <3 <3

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Funny Blonde Joke (no offense to blonde people :) )

posted by nessienjake

haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around फैन्पॉप and around the world :D

Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 मिनटों looking at the नारंगी, ऑरेंज रस box because it कहा "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...

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बिना सोचे समझे Jokes

posted by nessienjake

I recieved and ई मेल with a सूची of बिना सोचे समझे jokes I thought I'd share it with आप guys :)

Lawyer Joke
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" कहा the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he कहा he'd look into it and get...

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Funny कोट्स From Real People

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. आप can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say आप should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching टेलीविज़न द्वारा candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find टेलीविज़न very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...

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Here's the take on Relationships from a Guy's POV

posted by मिलोरोक्स18

Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if आप talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're फ्रेंड्स with other guys.

But when you're sitting अगला to us, and some बिना सोचे समझे guy walks into the room  and आप jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if आप sit there and talk to him for ten मिनटों without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a  little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...

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50 बिना सोचे समझे Questions?!!!!!!!

posted by jodith

it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were आप 3 hours ago?
2. Who are आप in प्यार with?
3. Have आप ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything गुलाबी within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time आप went to the mall?
6. Are आप wearing socks right now?
7. Do आप have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time आप drove out of town?
9. Have आप been to the फिल्में in the last 5 days?
10. Are आप hot?
11. What was the last thing आप had to drink?
12. What are आप wearing right now?
13. Do आप wash your car या let the car wash do it?
14. Last खाना that आप ate?
15. Where were आप last week...