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Nursery Rhyme As Us Text Addicts Would Text Them Via Text Message

posted by TeamSongz4eva

MARY HAD A LITLE LMB LITLE LMB LITLE LMB MARY HAD A LITL3 LMB WHOSE FLECE WAS WHIET AS SNOW
SNG1!!1!11 WTF A SONG OF SIXPENC3 A POK3T FUL OF RY3!1!! OMG लोल FOUR AND TWENTY BLAKBIRDS BAEKD IN A PEI1!!!11 OMG WTF लोल WHAN TEH PEI WAS OP3NED DA BIRDS BGAON 2 SNG1!1!11 लोल WASNT TAHT A DANETY DISH 2 SET BFORA DA KNG
TWINKLE???!???? लोल TWINKLA LITL3 STAR1!!!!1 WTF लोल HOW I WONDAR WUT U AER1!!11! OMG UP ABOV3 TEH WORLD SO HIGH1!!1 WTF लोल LIEK A DIMOND IN DA SKY1!11 TWINKL3 TWINKLE LITLA STAR!!11 OMG HOW I WONDER WUT U AER111!

i could barely read this and again this is from the internet<33

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Catchprhases

posted by EllentheStrange

Feel free to use them
1.Your mom
2.Dick
3.Eat it bitch
4.That's what she said
5. The future is bulletproof and the aftermath is secondary
6.Forshizz
7.Holy cannibal cupcake!
8.IDEK
9.Hey ho,let's go!
10.In Soviet Russia,the भालू wrestles you
11.Chuck Norris was here
12.Apple cake
13.Bloody bastards!
14.Ya know,I was welcomed to the black parade
15.Take my fucking hand and suck my thumb
16.Eat the children raw
17.RAWR means I प्यार आप in Italian
18.I will carry on with the black parade
19.So long and goodnight
20.Ya know,I live life on the murder scene

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things guys should know about girls

posted by karpach_13

Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to आप as much as you
enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say आप understand when आप don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. आप don’t have PMS; don’t act like आप know what it’s
like.
6. Saying something sweet might get आप off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get आप off the hook.
7. If आप talk about having a big dick; we know आप don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don’t like it when आप act like Mr....

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the engineer

posted by jessicamc26

The Engineer

An engineer dies and reports to hell.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty लोकप्रिय guy.

One दिन God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here या I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are आप going to get a lawyer?"

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Weird Science जवाब

posted by Jeffersonian

A teacher forwarded this सूची of टिप्पणियाँ from test papers, essays, etc., पेश to science and health teachers द्वारा elementary, junior high, high school, and college students. As she noted, It is truly astonishing what weird science our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades.

The body consists of three parts - the branium, the borax, and the abominable cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the दिल and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u.
Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it...

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ways to make "Hey Band" stylish and funny

posted by Nayeli53

1 when they ask u what your name is, make a name up (like hello kitty या santino marella. या even better, if youre a girl make up a guys vice versa for da guys)

2 when they ask u what insturment u play, make up a name for your insturment

3 when u have to introduce that person, mess up, like say a stupid name and a wierd insturment they play. then explain that's what आप heard when they explained it 2 you

4 wear a कमीज, शर्ट over your uniform that makes the other teams band members offended.

5 hug them, and place a beetle INSIDE their uniform

6 bring along your little Brother/sister (if u dont hav one...

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yoyo

posted by cheeeese

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