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बिना सोचे समझे

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बिना सोचे समझे

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Strange Sisters Forever! Chapter one! Meet Eve, Mellissa, and Emmah!

posted by Draculaura10

Eve Dipalo stared up at the brick building. It looked the same but it felt so different, so... weird... "oof!" Someone pushed Eve aside and ran off into the school. Eve was about to say something, but she thought better of it. Besides, who would even listen to her of all people? She sighed and pushed open the doors to the school.

Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She pulled a piece of white paper from her backpack's side pocket and studied it. She walked over to one of the bright red 7th grade lockers and glanced back down at the paper to check her combination. she tried her...

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एवनेसेन्स lyrics-My Last Breath

posted by LizzyTheCat

Hold on to me, प्यार
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I प्यार आप and I'm not afraid, oh

Can आप hear me?
Can आप feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of आप
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow पेड़
(Come and find me)

I know आप hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of आप
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...

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posted by shutyourface

don't worry this लेख is not about भेड़ या bananas it is about a और serious matter.

this is a वाद-विवाद and i want everyone पढ़ना this
लेखन a टिप्पणी दे about what आप think is write या wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go

what came first

the egg

या the chicken?

thats my वाद-विवाद and i want EVERYONE who's a प्रशंसक
of बिना सोचे समझे to write what they think is right

and become a प्रशंसक of me and become a प्रशंसक of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
या the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages

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A सूची of Sites आप Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that आप probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add और to the सूची when I find और sites I think आप should probably avoid. So if anyone sends आप लिंक्स to the following sites, आप have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad द्वारा the name of the यू. आर्. एल but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS आप ARE A SICKO I ADVISE आप NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

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Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend - चोटी, शीर्ष 20 सूची

posted by spunkyonyx

1. एंजल Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying या you'll get some action faster than a pit सांड, बैल on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all आप want even if she is the kind who will out chug आप in बीयर, बियर and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names आप never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

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99 Things Guys Look For in Girls

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys प्यार flirts.
3. A guy can like आप for a minute, and then forget आप afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are आप doing something?" या "Have आप eaten already?" are the first usual सवालों a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all दिन but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...

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100 Reasons why आप प्यार her

posted by मिलोरोक्स18

1. I प्यार the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I प्यार the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I प्यार the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I प्यार the way आप look at me.

5. I प्यार how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I प्यार the way I can’t imagine a दिन without आप in my life.

7. I प्यार the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I प्यार the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I प्यार the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I प्यार how I know you’ll always be there when I need आप to be.

11....

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - चोटी, शीर्ष 20 सूची

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, या to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get आप in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly द्वारा giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the अगला family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - आप may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin टोपी and feed him grapes when...

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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

गुलाब are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

गुलाब are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

गुलाब are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And दिखाना me your tits

गुलाब make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And आप प्यार it up the shitter

गुलाब are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

गुलाब are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

गुलाब are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

गुलाब are shit
Violets are crap
दिखाना me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

गुलाब are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And निगलना, निगल, निगल संकलन it down

गुलाब are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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100 THINGS GOING THROUGH A CRAZY PERSON'S HEAD

posted by PsychadelicSkye

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers आप know.
12.Strangers आप don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to मिटाइए above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...

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25 Fun things to do in public

posted by Bubblekat

1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar आप grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something या someone

3. Go up to a बिना सोचे समझे person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki बिना सोचे समझे noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a फव्वारा run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to आप in public about the...

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10 most stupid सवालों people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When आप meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are आप doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t आप try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When आप ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

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A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while पूर्व and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask आप somethingand i want आप to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how आप feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want आप to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi या Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

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The 20 Dumbest सवालों asked on Yahoo जवाब

posted by joe-kerr

I found this hilarious लेख on pcworld.com
Don't know who the लेखक is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's कैप्स Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...

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Funniest New Year's Resolutions

posted by Sheetal1256

Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a पासवर्ड other than "password" या "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits अगला to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be और imaginative.

I will not bore my boss द्वारा with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some और excuses.

I will do less laundry and use और deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...

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A fat fairy princess.

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