WARNING- THESE ARE NOT ANY EXCUSES FOR आप INCASE आप GET PULLED OVER द्वारा A COP. FUNNYSTUFFLOL IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE आप CAN SUFFER द्वारा SAYING THESE PHRASES TO AN OFFICER या ANY ONE ELSE!!!!
Can आप hold my beer, I cant reach my license.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't आप the guy from the Village People?
Hey, आप must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!
Are आप Andy या Barney?
I thought आप had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!
Do आप know why आप pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
Can आप hold my beer, I cant reach my license.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't आप the guy from the Village People?
Hey, आप must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!
Are आप Andy या Barney?
I thought आप had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!
Do आप know why आप pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
