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posted by ilovetech29
1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a पेड़ and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...
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Just पढ़ना some of the टर्मिनेटर कोट्स through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!


Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash दिन tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.


I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. आप might get annoyed द्वारा it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
posted by lloonny
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear सुपरमैन pajamas. सुपरमैन wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a दिल attack. His दिल isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first आप don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on आग with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....
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 This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
Of course, if आप are TRULY random, आप shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever आप may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases या monologues या pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of फ्रेंड्स या logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if आप got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and आप can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...
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"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and द्वारा brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in बिस्तर and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...
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posted by yoshifan1976
Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse आड़ू, पीच was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", आड़ू, पीच told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a किस and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. गुलबहार, डेज़ी hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...
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केबिन for the Summer
Chapter Ten: Chelsea & Others
(I know this isn’t supposed to be Chelsea’s chapter, but since Chelsea and James broke up something is going to happen!)
By: moolah

    “I can’t do this anymore!” I screamed in his face, tears running down my face. “Stop yelling at me!” He yelled, a fist at his side. “It’s not helping anything!” Tori walked downstairs in her PJ’s and her eyes looking heavy. All the lights downstairs were on and Beth and David were trying to sleep, but I didn’t care. James had come back to the केबिन drunk again with...
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"My name is Melody Willgrove and I am a werewolf."
"Now I never found myself pretty या anything I am just a normal girl(well as normal as a werewolf girl can be any way).''I am just a normal girl .Though every guy in the pack thinks I am sexy, but I have know idea why .''I mean what so good looking about me I have deep red hair (which has a mind of it own ),I am too skinny (blow away in the wind to skinny ),I am a shorty (5 foot ) ,and I am pale (burn a lot ).''The only two things I like about myself is my grey eyes(their like my dad's ) and my b-cups ,hey if I am going to be skinny I derserve...
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Mysterious love

-chapter five-

As we were walking down the stairs too the lunch room he said"So how was पढ़ना and math?"
"Boring"I कहा he kinda smiled and कहा "Well..." but trailed off
I was going too ask why when rebecca came up and looked at us she sort of examined us ,I guess is a better word.She said"June do आप no if the librarian has a nother copy of that geometertry book I need it for something?"I just कहा "Umm I dont think she has one" When mathew कहा "I bet i have a copy at home,you can borrow"
I looked at him wondering why he was पढ़ना it in the पुस्तकालय when i came in too look...
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Just decided to write something random! My first लेख so टिप्पणी दे if आप want!!! या not!


Why am I लेखन this?
Why is it hot या cold?
Why is the sky blue?
Why, I don't know!
Why does sound so corny?
Why is your name your name?
Why are goldfish orange?
Why is फैन्पॉप fanpop?
Why is this random?
Why are your panrents your panrents?
Why do we like pie/cake?
Why don't we like pie/cake?
Why are there glasses?
Why do we have 10 toes/fingers?
Why do we eat?
Why do we have clothes?
why why why plz tell me why.