There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, या being a creep, आप will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks आप can use.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell आप where I fucking live so we can fuck बिना सोचे समझे strangers.
Stranger: आप like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: आप ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, या copy everything they say.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell आप where I fucking live so we can fuck बिना सोचे समझे strangers.
Stranger: आप like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: आप ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, या copy everything they say.
10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their खाना (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
Ok so me and my friend प्यार the mall but what makes it और fun are the following
-When your लॉस्ट looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could आप please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When आप go into a store adress your friend द्वारा a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if आप go into one of those store that plays the संगीत REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but आप and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about बिना सोचे समझे things. like terrorists या something
Have fun with फ्रेंड्स at the mall!
-When your लॉस्ट looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could आप please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When आप go into a store adress your friend द्वारा a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if आप go into one of those store that plays the संगीत REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but आप and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about बिना सोचे समझे things. like terrorists या something
Have fun with फ्रेंड्स at the mall!