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posted by werewolflover
Yeah,this is the first लेख I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 साल old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If आप met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know आप don't hit when आप don't get what आप want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's और but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what आप think in टिप्पणियाँ please:)
added by loonybug
Source: tumblr
Hold on to me, प्यार
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I प्यार आप and I'm not afraid, oh

Can आप hear me?
Can आप feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of आप
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow पेड़
(Come and find me)

I know आप hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of आप
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...
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posted by sakurahanazono
1.) Start saying the सवालों really loudly and if they try to tell आप to be quite say "shhh this is a test आप know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering बिना सोचे समझे numbers to the person अगला to आप and then when the teacher tells आप off say "They made me give them the जवाब या they कहा they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at आप say "What are आप lookin at!" या "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on चोटी, शीर्ष of the तालिका, टेबल and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have आप been spying on me and teling it everything!"
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my कल्पना is flying
It's a गढ़, महल in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with ड्रॅगन्स now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a गढ़, महल in the sky
या there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
कल्पना is not a crime
Find your गढ़, महल in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads आप to the moon 'cause..."
It was The night of Scarlett's sleepover,The guests arrived quickly.
S:Hey!Chloe and Nancy are already here,Penny.
P:Okay,Um...Where do I put my sleeping bag?
S:Anywhere.
M:Bye Honey!I gotta go to work!
S:Bye mom!
N:Can we play 'Truth या Dare'?
S:Don't see why not.
Scarlett got a तकिया and put it in her lap.
N:Okay,Chloe!Truth या dare?
C:Truth.
N:Okay,WHATS MY MIDDLE NAME?
C:Shannon.
N:WRONG!I DON'T HAVE ONE!!!HA!TRICK QUESTION!
C:Grrr.Okay.Penny,Truth या dare?
P:Dare!
C:Alright,I dare आप to...Name ONE Scary movie you've watched!
P:Oh...Well....lets see...(gulp)...HARRY POTTER!
S:As much as we hate him....Doesn't...
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1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter पुस्तकें and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from आप (Example: When in a car या an elevator). If आप don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and क्रिस्मस and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their प्रिय song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...
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posted by karpach_14
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have आप ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would आप ask such a सवाल now? आप don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when आप were 35 years old and आप really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give आप a loan? Remember how one दिन the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no सवालों asked?"

"Oh, Betty, आप did that for me!...
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posted by karpach_14
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for आप आप twit she was only after your money and could have दिया a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" या "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He कहा "I'd like to have one too." Then I कहा "But this is a dog". He कहा he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He कहा I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can आप believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how आप respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
posted by invadercalliope
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what आप want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee और than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My दिल skips a beat
When आप walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with आप until the end

I give my दिल and my soul to you
To make आप see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant आप see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what आप want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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posted by invadercalliope
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE आप AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING आप 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST तारा, स्टार IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T आप EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO आप BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF या I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the दिखाना earlyer!Bye!
The End
i प्यार cereal yes i do

i प्यार cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i प्यार cerial yes i do i प्यार cerial आप better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if आप can't have crealeal

do not steal

i प्यार creal yes we do i प्यार ceral आप should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i प्यार ccerale yes i do

i प्यार crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some बिना सोचे समझे songs आप made up plz commet
1.where आप keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid या nawt!!
3.Who आप talk 2 on the phone
4.THat आप are super jelous या other girls (or boys)
5.That आप hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up आप will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That आप have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart आप are at fixing things.


GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
 I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that आप can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the घर Depot is और saving and और doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are और than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...
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esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has लॉस्ट her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post अपडेट्स if आप want :)
me-i ran as fast as a could i forgot there was stairs so i fall so hard i went right threw the floor and in to the basement i cant get out HELP sence i cant get out i had to explore the basement and girl/or boy आप do not want to be down there *slap fingers*

only for और hours and my फ्रेंड्स will come and get me i hope so :( i kept walking till i saw it there behind the certin as the wind was blowing it a cat that poor cat must of died of hunger i had to something so i went up to it and i could hear in a low voice but still freaky get away from MY body
there was no way i could have yelled i...
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i was sad one day
i was walking in the street
feeling sad and alone
the boy i have a crush on is my first best friend
and my other best friend
who's also a boy
to wich i say everything to
has a crush on me and just admited it
i was walking in the सड़क, स्ट्रीट
feeling sad and alone
my house is a little farther
and i'm actually enjoying the nice breeze
i take my आइपॉड out of my jeans pocket
and put john mayer's your body is a wonderland
and i buy some licerish
and i turn the volume up
and start dancing in the street
i get farther from home
to a little hill
and i sleep on the ground lookin up
there's no one अगला to me
i...
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