1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"
2. Interrogate people as if आप worked for the FBI.
3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell आप to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"
4. Sing your प्रिय song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.
5. Follow बिना सोचे समझे people off and tell them what to buy every मिनट या so. If आप get in trouble, say आप were helping the person make educated choices.
6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your कॉलर and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...
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