Funny

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.

• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.

• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL

• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.

• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.

• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink आप have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.

• Get clear ice cubes द्वारा boiling water before freezing it

• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.

• If आप accidentally write...

As someone who doesn't buy ANYTHING from iTunes unless it's free, I've figured out how to get the best stuff for free. I've listed my चोटी, शीर्ष Ten प्रिय Apps for iPod Touch (which I own) and iPhone.

10.) Pogo Games द्वारा Electronic Arts
Free app that gives about 5-6 free games. Play online for some competition! If आप have a Pogo account, आप can also earn tokens!

9.) Flashcards* द्वारा Jeff Holiday Software (also available for iPad)
This app is great! आप can download different flashcard sets simply द्वारा searching for a topic या आप can create your own. It's great for studying.

8.) फिल्में द्वारा Flixter with...

When I don't understand a word, I always go to link to see their silly definitions before I consult an actual dictionary.
I spent some time searching up words, and some of the definitions were hilarious! So here ya go, some of the definitions I found interesting/funny:

link
There's a lot of definitions. My fave one is:
'A place where young, innocent, defencless children are kept prisoner and forced to learn useless stuff like algebra that won't count for fuck when they're old enough to get employed....
multiply out the brackets...
2a(3m+2p+12k-12-90)
...would someone like to explain to me...WHAT...

ok this is why u should never mess with a tomboy for one thing NEVER EVER make them wear गुलाबी या EVER make them wear skirts but some of them wouldnt really mind if there फ्रेंड्स were girly girls anyways the सेकंड thing is that they might get mad if u call a tomboy weak या stupid या dumb that includes all u girly girls and the third thing is that if ur dating a tomboy make sure that u like them for who they are and this is for the guys because i might get ur butt kicked if they found out that ur just using them some tomboys has a really bad temper and also u should never make them wear girly...