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How to have fun in math class...

Student: *Enters math class, sits at desk*
Math Teacher: Alright students, today we're studying weight. Now if one cartons weight is one pound and I buy three and a half more, then what do I have in grams?
Student: *Raises hand*
Math Teacher: *Points to student* Yes?
Student: A problem that will kill you, smoker
Math Teacher: -_- Moving on...Now students, if I have eight cakes that each weigh half a pound and I add whip topping to the चोटी, शीर्ष and the added topping now makes it weigh a pound और *GCO*
Student: DANG HOW MUCH WHIP CREAM DID आप PUT ON THE PIE?!
Math Teacher:...

आप can only live once, but if आप do it right, once is enough. -Mae West

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results. -Albert Einstein

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. -Robert Frost

It is better to be hated for what आप are than loved for what आप are not. -André Gide

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. -J.K. Rowling

Sometimes the सवालों are difficult but the जवाब are simple. -Dr. Seuss

Everything आप can imagine is real. -Pablo Picasso

The saddest aspect of life right now is that science...

*One night,Selena,Demi and Taylor were having a concert.And Miley was there for some reason.*

In the middle of true फ्रेंड्स Joe Jonas ran on stage,knocked the गिटार player (Billy रे Cyrus) off the stage,Breaking his leg.

Miley:That was my dad!You ass!

Joe:Yeah no one cares.Demi,Selena,Taylor I प्यार आप all!

Miley:What about me?

Joe:What about आप man whore?

Miley:I'm a girl!

Joe:That's not what your boyfriend said!

Miley:At least I'm not pregnant like you!

Joe:Those were just rumors!!!

Selena:Suuuuuure...

Joe:They were!

All:Riiiiiiiiiight......

Simon:I don't believe you!

Demi:Simon Cowell?What are you...