1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."
2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".
3.Put stray कुत्ता in कोट closets.
4.Un-tune the piano.
5.Replace the pianist's sheet संगीत with "Stairway to Heaven".
6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.
7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person अगला to it: "Is this सीट SAVED?"
8.Toss around a giant समुद्र तट ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.
9.Ten मिनटों before it starts, find...
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