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Tamar20 lolololol

Tyler47 *saves image*

ttmrktmnrfn0830 XD *saves*

Smib *i saved too* :3

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Killer पेनकेक्स

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लोल

added by dramaqueen00

Source: I don't remember.....

dd

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cute guy pied 3

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shoo da whoop sparta style

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101 Ways To Annoy Your Roommate!!!

posted by evangelinetom

101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that आप are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the बिस्तर holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say आप know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors द्वारा your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as आप can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...

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Can ya read this?

posted by RealBenTennyson

See if ya can read this---

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and आप can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter द्वारा istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?

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How to be a Retard Online

posted by MarMar_XigLux

What Being a Retard Online can do for You

Being a retard online will bring आप riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: आप crave attention, आप absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, आप may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because द्वारा being a retard online आप can get all the attention आप need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If आप want to be a retard आप must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...

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who wants to play the weakest link?

posted by merlinfanatic

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four सवालों to determine the level of your intellect.
Your उत्तरों must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating या wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: आप are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in सेकंड place.
In which position are आप now?

Answer:
If आप answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. आप overtook the सेकंड runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the अगला सवाल try not to be so dumb.
2 : If आप overtake the last...

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A weird story a story generator made for me

posted by XxiggyrawkxX

A Nice दिन To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the घास to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot और fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...

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It'd be nice to be skinny

posted by energizerbunny

No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, आप can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks

If आप wanna gain a little weight all आप have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!

No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks आप what your size is या how much आप weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror

I mean when आप think of women आप think of Petite. Right??

I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol

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A Review for INVADER ZIM द्वारा Johnen Vasquez

posted by thetacoman

Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the दिखाना is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If आप look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा Hog", या perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...

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Are आप online too much?

posted by cute20k

Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells आप a joke and आप say "LOL".

3. आप watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. आप have called out someone's screen name while making प्यार to your significant other.

5. आप keep begging your फ्रेंड्स to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. आप have to get a 2d phone line just so आप can call पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा Hut.

9. आप go into labour and आप stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...

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20 Funny कोट्स

posted by invadercalliope

I hope आप enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and आप failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail आप out of jail, a best friend will be sitting अगला to आप saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the किनारा, शोर like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made आप smile
8:Clear as a घंटी, बेल my nody कहा "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...

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I'm bored, so here are 34 बिना सोचे समझे facts about me.

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

34 बिना सोचे समझे facts about me..:)

1. My name is Emily.

2. I will always stick up for what I beleive in.

3. I really want a pet that's not a fish.

4. Cheryl Cole is my idol and inspiration.

5. संगीत is my life.

6. I प्यार to sing and songwrite.

7. I can do interesting things with my lips (yeah, my lips...)

8. I प्यार to dance, act and sing.

9. I play guitar.

10. A lot of people pick on me at school, but I also have the most amazing friends, and they mean the world to me.

11. I प्यार to write poems.

12. I want to be an actor, singer या dancer when I'm older.

13. सड़क, स्ट्रीट dancing is the most amazing feeling.

14. I'm...

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Higurashi no Naku Koro ni - OP lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

When आप turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If आप have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
आप cannot turn back anymore

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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai

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What's the difference bewteen फ्रेंड्स and Best friends?

posted by -RandomChick-

FRIENDS: Lend आप their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat या drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why आप have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents द्वारा Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, द्वारा Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail आप out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting अगला to आप sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen आप cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else आप cried...just laugh about it with आप in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...

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Zodiac:Cancer

posted by KitkatKaysa

CANCER
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: The Moon
Symbol: The Crab
Your stone: Moonstone
Life Pursuit: Constant reassurance and intimacy
Vibration: Moody
Cancer's Secret Desire: To feel सुरक्षित (emotionally, spiritually, romantically

Description:
Those born under the sign of Cancer, ruled द्वारा the mysterious Moon, are one of the zodiac's enigmas. It is fair to say that most Cancers are a bundle of contradictions. Compassionate and caring with friends, family and lovers, yet they can cut to the bone with their jealous remarks and ever-changing moods. Endearingly eccentric on one hand, and on the other,...

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My apology to Cassie-1-2-3

posted by youknowit101

(I felt this needed to be done publicly. If आप don’t know what I’m talking about, well that sucks for you, doesn’t it? :p )

As some of आप probably know, I went a little overboard when I learned that Cassie doesn’t like Green Day. I thought it was sheer ignorance and a blinded, snap judgment. I went off. I’m sorry.

Green दिन is one of my प्रिय bands. The Killers are too. They’re both tied for first place, as a matter of fact. When Brandon कहा what he कहा about Green Day, it pissed me off, but I didn’t hold it against them. What really got to me was how the प्रशंसकों on both sides...

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Learn About Your Chinese Zodiac Sign!

posted by breebree446

साल Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000

Year Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000

साल of the Rat-(1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996)
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the चूहा symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good सलाह but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re...