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A bunch of बिना सोचे समझे Things/Facts

posted by cloudstrifefan

Everything आप can do with both a ruler and a compass,you can do with a compass alone.

The number symbol,#,is also known as an "octothorpe".

Cats sleep twice as much as people-up to 18 hours per day.

An ancient Greek vase from around 500 BC shows a boy playing with a yo-yo.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia (approx. 40 million)as there are people.

"Almost" is the longest common word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Human thigh बोन्स are stronger than concrete.

In Alaska's Matanuska Vally,the long hours of sunlight have been used to grow giant vegetables...

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Little Believer [cute20k/The purple alien ORIGINAL! SONG! LYRICS!}

posted by cute20k

INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do आप always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd आप treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...

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और blonde jokes

posted by karpach_13

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can आप tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The जोस्टिक, जॉयस्टिक is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her और attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do आप say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are आप boys all in the same band?
A3: Do आप guys all play for the Green खाड़ी, बे Packers?

Q: How do आप make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...

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Funny Blonde Joke (no offense to blonde people :) )

posted by nessienjake

haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around फैन्पॉप and around the world :D

Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 मिनटों looking at the नारंगी, ऑरेंज रस box because it कहा "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...

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Funny कोट्स From Real People

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. आप can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say आप should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching टेलीविज़न द्वारा candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find टेलीविज़न very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...

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50 बिना सोचे समझे Questions?!!!!!!!

posted by jodith

it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were आप 3 hours ago?
2. Who are आप in प्यार with?
3. Have आप ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything गुलाबी within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time आप went to the mall?
6. Are आप wearing socks right now?
7. Do आप have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time आप drove out of town?
9. Have आप been to the फिल्में in the last 5 days?
10. Are आप hot?
11. What was the last thing आप had to drink?
12. What are आप wearing right now?
13. Do आप wash your car या let the car wash do it?
14. Last खाना that आप ate?
15. Where were आप last week...

SPN - JUST GONNA STAND HERE AND WATCH आप BURN, ASSBUTT.

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brian shows stewie 2 girls 1 cup

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stewie's reaction is funny XD

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The Spase

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Zombies!

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RPattz funnies!

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A Step-by-Step Guide to Completing Homework (at the hostel)

posted by smileypop9

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain आप understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help आप concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, आप can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help आप concentrate. If your friend shows आप his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...

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Calliope Channel episode 6

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope आप are getting use to this दिखाना cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did आप say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope आप enjoy the picture!
The End!

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Calliope Channel episode 2

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST तारा, स्टार ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!

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The लॉस्ट city

posted by keEeEeToOo

The adventure began when Jenny sat अगला to a gian ear.
"I'm too hot and tired to go any further!"
she said. "We left the oasis hours ago. It's time for a rest." She put her bag on the hot rock beside her and then exclaimed, "Look at this! It's an anormous ear!"
She stood up and brushed a little sand off the rock. "Here's an eye... and down here, there's a nose. It's a huge face!"
Uncle Jim was amazed. "It's a head of a statue," he said. "But why is it here, in the middle of the desert?"
Pete was looking at the ground. "These big flat stones look like a floor," he said.
He stepped onto the first stone....

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17 things i look for in a boy (comment if that's what आप खोजिए LOL)

posted by ne0n_m0nkey

1.I don't want a boy to be cool!I just want him to threat me nice.
2.A boy has to be mature and take this relationship like it's something serious
3.I can't stand a boy who टिप्पणियाँ and says bad things about my फ्रेंड्स (no matter if they are boys या girls)
4.It's okay for a boy to watch cartoons,but I don't like when he watches porn.
5.I don't mind if a boy plays video games but he still has to दिखाना his head in the real world
6.It's not a problem if a boy accidentally touches me...on the...well...boobs...But Accidentaly!If our relationship is really strong (say about 7 months) then I can allow him!...

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नींबू PIE. EASY AND DELISH!

posted by ShiningsTar542

This is a yummy and easy recipe. Perfect for a summer treat!

Here is what आप are going to need to make the pie:

* 1 sm. pkg. नींबू Jello
* 1 tall can evaporated milk
* 2 eggs,
* 1 c. sugar
* 1 1/2 c. pineapple रस

First, beat eggs in a large pot add then add sugar and pineapple juice.

Then ask an adult for help. Mixing, bring sauce to a boil. Remove from heat and add नींबू Jello.

Then, cool in a pan of water या ice (about 1 hour).

Put evaporated दूध in the largest मिक्सर bowl and set into freezer until ice forms around edges. Then whip in मिक्सर until stiff peaks form.

Now आप are half way there.

अगला add the first mixture that has been cooling, in a slow stream and continue to beat until all is mixed together.

Pour into 2 (9") pie crust (or use vanilla crust).

Ready to eat? Not yet! Refrigerate at least 2 hours before serving.

Yum!
XD XD

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A Cynic's Dictionary

posted by shomill

respect- sit down, shut up, and treat the other person like a god/goddess no matter how they really act

love- being nice to someone all the time, even when they obviously can't stand आप and and आप and them both would be much happer if आप weren't together

loyalty- sticking around for no reason, except possibly that you're too insecure to leave

faith- belief in something even in a complete absence of proof

hope- no matter how impossible your wishes seem, you're stupid enough to keep wishing

cynic- a realist, hardened द्वारा a lifetime of emotional bondage

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:)

posted by sapherequeen

:)

I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a प्रशंसक of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on फैन्पॉप towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I प्यार and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of आप for the rest of my life :)

I प्यार आप all! Have a beautiful, wonderful दिन :D

-LOL!-

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A सूची of Sites आप Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that आप probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add और to the सूची when I find और sites I think आप should probably avoid. So if anyone sends आप लिंक्स to the following sites, आप have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad द्वारा the name of the यू. आर्. एल but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS आप ARE A SICKO I ADVISE आप NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...