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This ain't mine. I twas originally written द्वारा xSHOCKYx, who कहा 'Pass this on if आप प्यार Jesus'. So here it is.


Science vs. God
"Let me explain the problem science has with येशु Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes sir," the student says.

"So आप believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are आप good या evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a...

I found this poem and i felt i needed to post it


Month One

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I प्यार the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your दिल beat is my प्रिय lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If आप could see me, आप could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my घर though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy, I'm a girl !! I hope that makes आप happy. I always want आप to be happy. I don't like it when आप cry. आप sound...

1. Turn to a stranger and sing a बिना सोचे समझे song
2. When your on a floor someone wants to get off on make sure they don't get off
3. Say in a new jersey accent "I told my daughter not to give the dog coffee. What does she do? She gives the dog coffee! Now i've got a dead dog! A dumb daughter! And no coffee!"
4. If your with a friend, and there are और people start a annoying conversation. (I did this one time and all the people in the elevator turned to me, someone even कहा shut up XD)
5. Pretend your driving in a car, and make motor sounds
6. Whisper into a strangers ear "I am a parol officer! Respect...