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This बिना सोचे समझे चित्र contains कप केक, गुलदस्ता, कंचुकी, कहावत, फूलों का गुच्छ, चोली, पॉसी, नाकगेय, ब्रोच, and nosegay. There might also be टूटी फ़्रूटी, tutti फ्रूटी, मलाई पनीर, क्रीम पनीर, gumdrop, and गमड्रॉप.

50 Things To Do In An Elavator:
1) Bite your own arm and when someone looks at आप say: "Well pardon me if I have a craving for human flesh!"
2)Laugh psychoticaly in the cornor.
3)Say in a demonic voice "I belive it is time for me to feed on the souls of children again."
4)Dress up as the Lipstick Face Demon from insidious and shout "WHO चुरा लिया MY LIGHT SABER?!?!"
5) Fall on the ground in a fatal position and begin rolling clockwise on the floor, keeping your head in the same place, and scream like your being posessed.
6) Say to absolutly no one "What?! आप want me to kill him/her" and point at someone...
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posted by jessicamc26
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

The blonde driver looks all around in her पर्स and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do आप have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known आप were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
Here are a series of Pointless questions.feel free to comment. :)
AND snappy PICKUP LINES!
Whats the worst thing आप have done in the bathroom?
L-Jack off to u :)
M-Lookd at आप and puked. :p

What turns आप on?
L-..u
M-sadly.....lindsy lohan?

Worst thing to do In public?
L-hmm...
M- get a boner cuz of ya ;x

Who's your Daddy?
L-Gabe
M-Shud have been a smurf

hmmmmmm.....

Peanut मक्खन and..?
L- lube
M- Smores :)

Dont trust a..?
L-preggo chicks bf
M- HOE!

Worst thing a guy can do on a first date?
L-say "I rather do Edward Cullen"
M-pick his teeth and try to किस you?

I wana..?
L-Fuck आप :)
M-TOUCH YOU

But..Y?...
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