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1. Go outside, and if आप see someone, take the बिना सोचे समझे person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic चुंबन scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger सीट of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why कुत्ता only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to गाना in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...

1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until आप are seen to द्वारा a dotor या nurse then when they approach आप say "wow doc i feel way better thank आप " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that आप dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for आप flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on आप

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise या say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO आप LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...

1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are आप listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do आप like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks आप to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks आप to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your घर alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...

A/N: I प्यार copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic सूची I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. द्वारा the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...

1.98 percent of teenagers do या has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when आप don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...

Hello Muggles! I really would like your opinions on my Harry Potter/ Hunger Games Crossover Fanfic! Anything I could change, या add to it... I am finished typing, so nothing passed the last word....And deleting it is not a suggestion.. The begining and end is a little boring, like any story..... But thans for your time! :D It is quite long


THE POTTER GAMES

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been chosen to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at घर with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended...

I found this लेख on the internet.

1. Insist that आप are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the बिस्तर holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say आप know nothing about them.
2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors द्वारा your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.
3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as आप can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards,...