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This बिना सोचे समझे चित्र contains राह-चलता, कैरिजवे, and carriageway. There might also be सड़क, शहर के दृश्य, शहरी सेटिंग, शहर दृश्य, and शहरी की स्थापना.

Everything आप can do with both a ruler and a compass,you can do with a compass alone.

The number symbol,#,is also known as an "octothorpe".

Cats sleep twice as much as people-up to 18 hours per day.

An ancient Greek vase from around 500 BC shows a boy playing with a yo-yo.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia (approx. 40 million)as there are people.

"Almost" is the longest common word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Human thigh बोन्स are stronger than concrete.

In Alaska's Matanuska Vally,the long hours of sunlight have been used to grow giant vegetables...
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1-TIK TOK-Ke$ha
2-NEED आप NOW-Lady Antebellum
3-HEY, SOUL SISTER-Train
4-CALIFORNIA GURLS-Katy Perry Featuring Snoop Dogg
5-OMG-Usher Featuring will.i.am
6-AIRPLANES-B.o.B Featuring Hayley Williams
7-LOVE THE WAY आप LIE-Eminem Featuring Rihanna
8-BAD ROMANCE-Lady Gaga
9-DYNAMITE-Taio Cruz
10-BREAK YOUR HEART-Taio Cruz Featuring Ludacris
11-NOTHIN' ON YOU-B.o.B Featuring Bruno Mars
12-I LIKE IT-Enrique Iglesias Featuring Pitbull
13-BEDROCK-Young Money Featuring Lloyd
14-IN MY HEAD-Jason Derulo
15-RUDE BOY-Rihanna
16-TELEPHONE-Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce
17-TEENAGE DREAM-Katy Perry
18-JUST THE WAY आप ARE-Bruno...
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INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do आप always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd आप treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...
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posted by EllentheStrange
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the चोटी, शीर्ष of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy भालू and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. आप hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as आप can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say आप were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a बिना सोचे समझे person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive आप cheated on me with that whore" and point to a बिना सोचे समझे girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If आप are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If आप are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz या dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
posted by karpach_13
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can आप tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The जोस्टिक, जॉयस्टिक is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her और attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do आप say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are आप boys all in the same band?
A3: Do आप guys all play for the Green खाड़ी, बे Packers?

Q: How do आप make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...
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posted by MileySelena982
1. We only cry infront of आप when we
a) want आप to comfort us, or
b) can't help it

2. We only wear mini स्कर्ट when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.

3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus

4. If आप ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't या feel like आप should know, so
forget about it.

5. When we say we're mad, upset, या angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.

6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?

7. If आप think we like to hang out with आप every
waking minute, think twice.

8. Have आप ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?

9. When आप ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3

10. When we say we प्यार you... आप better believe it.
posted by orangeturnip
things that make you...


being ugly is a state of mind

think yourself ugly ... slowly आप become ugly
having a lack of confindence...you soon become ugly
being obsesed with the way आप look
being obsesed with being what "men/women" want
putting peaple down
being a bitch
worrying
saying ewwwww या not accepting peaples diffreces
all signs of ugliness...add up the signs how ugly have आप become?


im ugly how do i change....

be natral and true
one बिना सोचे समझे act of kindness everyday

look at someone for who they are not what they look like - everyones idea of beauty is diffrent yet we are subliminialy told its the same

look for your truth not the worlds

प्यार yourself
प्यार the world
spread some joy

प्यार peace ..... not fighting

stand tall and proud and confident in who आप are.
dont let the world change you

thank आप for taking the time to read ... this came from my दिल and i hope it will help someone out there <3 <3
haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around फैन्पॉप and around the world :D


Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 मिनटों looking at the नारंगी, ऑरेंज रस box because it कहा "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...
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I recieved and ई मेल with a सूची of बिना सोचे समझे jokes I thought I'd share it with आप guys :)


Lawyer Joke
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" कहा the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he कहा he'd look into it and get...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. आप can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say आप should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching टेलीविज़न द्वारा candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find टेलीविज़न very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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posted by मिलोरोक्स18
Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if आप talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're फ्रेंड्स with other guys.

But when you're sitting अगला to us, and some बिना सोचे समझे guy walks into the room
 and आप jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if आप sit there and talk to him for ten मिनटों without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
 little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...
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it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were आप 3 hours ago?
2. Who are आप in प्यार with?
3. Have आप ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything गुलाबी within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time आप went to the mall?
6. Are आप wearing socks right now?
7. Do आप have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time आप drove out of town?
9. Have आप been to the फिल्में in the last 5 days?
10. Are आप hot?
11. What was the last thing आप had to drink?
12. What are आप wearing right now?
13. Do आप wash your car या let the car wash do it?
14. Last खाना that आप ate?
15. Where were आप last week...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope आप are getting use to this दिखाना cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did आप say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope आप enjoy the picture!
The End!
posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST तारा, स्टार ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
please forgive
what I've done
my sin
lies,hits,words,suicide,murder
and more.

why?
why do we lie?
why do we hit?
why do we kill?
why is the सवाल
for one and all
the sins
my sins
the sin's of people
the anger
the lie's

why is the सवाल to ask
pain,sorrow and every emotion
the दिल feels can be forgiven
but some can not be forgiven
some won't be forgiven
and those are sins
forever burned within your heart
never to be erased


that's how I feel
this is for those
who have someone
who won't forgive
your sin
don't drive that person
away.

Because i did and now
my sin
has been
burned
द्वारा the flames of hell
never to return
and I'm deeply
sorry.