FuNnY fAiLs

Go sledding.

#Have a snowball fight.

#Give a present.

#Receive a present.

#Watch A क्रिस्मस Story.

#Kiss someone under the mistletoe (and use this as an excuse to do it).

#Build a snowman.

#Roll in the snow before jumping in the hot tub.

#Build a bonfire.

#Read a classic novel.

#Take five naps in one day.

#Eat a bigger breakfast than dinner.

#Build a fort with blankets and सोफ़ा, सोफे pillows.

#Go caroling.

#Learn about a holiday आप haven’t celebrated.

#Build a jump out of snow and go off it in a sled.

#Complete a jigsaw puzzle.

#Spend और time sleeping in one दिन than awake.

#Volunteer.

#Call someone आप haven’t talked to in a while.

#Roast marshmallows in your fireplace.

#Wear a bad holiday sweater.

#Host a party.

#Join the countdown to the New Year.

#Make रात का खाना for someone आप care about — whether आप can cook या not.

हे babe sittin there
आप dont see my sitting behind your chair
Im staring a at आप and आप butt
and on the back of your leg there is a cut
आप got it shaving in the शावर, शॉवर
i watched आप threw the window for और then a hour
i saw आप fighting with your mom
about your newest stepdad Tom.
Now आप saw me just my hat.
Now आप hit me with a bat.
Ow is all that i can say.
But i still stalk आप anyway.
I see आप with your boyfriend.
But does he know it is the end.
I stab his back with a knife.
Now आप both are screaming for your life.
And just cuz i feel like it and that is true.
I take out i चाकू and stab आप to.
Now that i've stalked her today.
Im coming for आप so run away.