Randon Pics, not all mine Sorry :D:D

1. At the movies: When आप meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are आप doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t आप try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When आप ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

a boy was asked द्वारा his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes घर and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother उत्तरों " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad उत्तरों "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she उत्तरों "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she उत्तरों "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...

Okay so if आप live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The अगला day, cut the balloons off and आप got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when आप can barely हटाइए as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...

If आप tied buttered टोस्ट to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when आप turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if आप open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when आप transport something द्वारा car, it's called a shipment, but when आप transport something द्वारा ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...

dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that आप were real, that आप all were , that he was.
There is evidence that आप were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming या not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and आप diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, या did i make आप up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without आप i dont know. But i want to find out. Do आप think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...

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