1. आप grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. आप take चित्रो of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when आप sneeze.
5. आप don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at स्टारबक्स and आप don’t even work there.
7. आप spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your बिल्ली are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. आप can’t even remember your सेकंड cup.
10. आप can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. आप take चित्रो of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when आप sneeze.
5. आप don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at स्टारबक्स and आप don’t even work there.
7. आप spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your बिल्ली are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. आप can’t even remember your सेकंड cup.
10. आप can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five और songs, can आप believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even कहा that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her अगला CD Rebecca promises to have a और natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress
I was walking घर from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a ह्वेल, व्हेल drove द्वारा in his sedan and कहा happy हैलोवीन to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.
I was like wow I went घर and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a मछली tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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I was like wow I went घर and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a मछली tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and एल then Mellow then Near!
I do प्यार Misa though!
I प्यार चावल balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I प्यार my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I प्यार the colors: चूना, चूने Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I प्यार the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and एल then Mellow then Near!
I do प्यार Misa though!
I प्यार चावल balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I प्यार my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I प्यार the colors: चूना, चूने Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I प्यार the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own हंस costume. Look at my नारंगी, ऑरेंज beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here आप are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look और ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own हंस costume. Look at my नारंगी, ऑरेंज beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here आप are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look और ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for आप then it is और than possible that with a little time आप two can go back to being friends.
फ्रेंड्स and just friends. आप must be clear about what आप want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be फ्रेंड्स with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what आप want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.
Give him space. If after some time apart आप still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then आप are ready to be फ्रेंड्स again!
-source: justjared T.V show<>
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some फ्रेंड्स and the आग alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the आग alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been और funny to आप if आप *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop कहा this लेख is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the आग alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been और funny to आप if आप *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop कहा this लेख is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.
“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.
This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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