I don’t know what makes आप so dumb but it really works.
Anybody who told आप to be yourself simply couldn’t have दिया आप worse advice…
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Shouldn’t आप have a license for being that ugly?
Don’t let आप mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Are आप always this stupid या are आप making a special effort today?
Sure, I’ve seen people like आप before – but I had to pay an admission.
If आप took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Sure, I’d प्यार to help आप out…now, which way did आप come in?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children…
Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.
One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
You’re so fake, बार्बी is jealous.
I may be fat, but i can exercise, आप can’t fix ugly!
They just ran out of brains द्वारा the time आप got there, so they gave आप a nice wood carving instead.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope आप meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
I’d प्यार to ask how old आप are, but unfortunately I know आप can’t count that high.
All दिन I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
Go ahead, tell them everything आप know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
How did आप get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’d curse आप to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I never knew brains had an off switch
Did आप fall from the stupid tree?
Did आप have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Sure, I’ve seen people like आप before – but I had to pay an admission…
You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.
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I found a alot of कोट्स that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
Anybody who told आप to be yourself simply couldn’t have दिया आप worse advice…
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Shouldn’t आप have a license for being that ugly?
Don’t let आप mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Are आप always this stupid या are आप making a special effort today?
Sure, I’ve seen people like आप before – but I had to pay an admission.
If आप took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Sure, I’d प्यार to help आप out…now, which way did आप come in?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children…
Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.
One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
You’re so fake, बार्बी is jealous.
I may be fat, but i can exercise, आप can’t fix ugly!
They just ran out of brains द्वारा the time आप got there, so they gave आप a nice wood carving instead.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope आप meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
I’d प्यार to ask how old आप are, but unfortunately I know आप can’t count that high.
All दिन I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
Go ahead, tell them everything आप know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
How did आप get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’d curse आप to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I never knew brains had an off switch
Did आप fall from the stupid tree?
Did आप have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Sure, I’ve seen people like आप before – but I had to pay an admission…
You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.
___________________________________________________________
I found a alot of कोट्स that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
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