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1. The teachers will pick on you.

2. The teachers will take your silly bands and bracelets, etc., even when आप don't play with your jewelry.

3. The teachers make rude faces at आप when आप wave at them.

4. The kids always cuss.

5. The kids here have absolutely NO manners.

6. The kids will steal your stuff.

7. The bus drivers all are either psychos या have attitude problems.

8. The bathrooms are disgusting.

9. The sinks are OUTSIDE the bathroom, so if आप see liquid on the floor... it's probably not water.

10. There is innappropriate लेखन on the bathroom walls.

11. The toilets are hard to flush.

12. There only 2 stalls in most bathrooms.

13. The classes in each grade are divided into 2 groups and आप almost NEVER get to interact with the other part of the grade.

14. The kids प्यार to bully others. (Belive me, I was beat up last week.)

15. The most "popular" kids make fun of आप if आप don't have cell phone या some other current fad. (I was popular, but not THAT popular.)

16. The kids always make fun of आप for anything. If you're going to a certain middle school, they'll make fun of you.

17. The teachers only reward the honor roll students.

18. All schools have digusting lunch, but this खाना is just ridiculous.

19. If आप chew gum आप write 100 sentences and miss recess, but if आप get in a word fight, आप only have 25 sentences and don't miss recess.

20. If आप stand up या talk, आप have to clean the ENTIRE floor until you're done या your ride is here.

21. If आप have a certain habit, ex. smiling when the teacher catches आप breaking a rule, they announce it to the class and embarrasses आप and tell आप that आप need to break it.

22. If आप make a bad grade, the teacher announces it to the class and embarrasses you.

23. There are roaches in the gym.

This is all completely true, I've experienced all of it.
posted by BellaCullen96
Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
Write fake प्यार notes and slip them into people's lockers
If someone near आप falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the चोटी, शीर्ष of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already....
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1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS या If आप find a कमीज, शर्ट store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the खाना court and go to a fast खाना place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a तालिका, टेबल गाना elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as आप can "I प्यार THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT दिन AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until आप see an old lady/guy...
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(WARNING: There is tons of cussing in this लेख to emphasize my hatred for this song a bit more. If that bothers you, please leave now.)

Train, आप did it. आप FREAKING DID IT. After watching Drive By, I didn’t think it was POSSIBLE for ANYBODY to make a worse song than that.

Except maybe Ryan.

Seriously though, this song isn’t just bad. It’s nowhere near bad. To call it a terrible piece of shit would be complimenting it. I can’t describe the rage I feel for this song at all. And if I were to shred every particle of my brain molecules, destroying my memory in the process, just to get...
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posted by Bluekait
There are certain rules of survival in horror movies. The movie Scream had some rules, but they weren’t very useful. Our rules are much better and teach आप exactly how to survive a horror movie.

Don’t walk around saying “Hello?” like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to हटाइए house.

If your friend gets bitten द्वारा a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better सुरक्षित than sorry.

Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there....
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posted by tokidoki123
[The Simpsons] 1F02 - Homer Goes To College #255
Homer: I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.
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[The Simpsons] 1F05 - Bart's Inner Child #32
Skinner: Damn...they're very slowly getting away!
Moe: They're heading for the old mill!
Homer: No we're not.
Moe: Well, let's go to the old mill anyway -- get some cider!
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[The Simpsons] 1F06 - Boy Scoutz 'N the हुड, डाकू #86
Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...
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1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.

2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.

3) Pay the फूल girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.

4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure आप disabled the piano/organ first.

5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.

6) Get your best friend to call आप repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure आप set your ringtone to an irritating tone.

7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.

8) "Trip" and spill चॉकलेट fondue all over the bride.

9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid हटाइए द्वारा getting married" sign on the groom's back.

10) "Invite" a pit bull.
 The Mew पुडिंग, हलवा goes "Na no da"
The Mew Pudding goes "Na no da"
20. पुडिंग, हलवा Fon "Tokyo mew mew" The cuties character in the ऐनीमे she's hyper, active and has the best प्यार interest despite not being the main character and only eight years old.

19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, लॉस्ट the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured द्वारा the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".
 A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves
A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves

18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the डिज़्नी princess naive,...
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#10 Ask if they have change for a penny.
#9 Have one of your फ्रेंड्स hit आप on the back and spit out a piece of white gum या a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until आप have $20 या more.
#7 If आप have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do शिशु come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob या संगीत videos.
#4 Go around गाना the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
Happy October everyone. In celebration lets talk about one of the best October films, scream..

I don't think the late Wes Craven realized just how relevant this movie would end up. What with Columbine shooting, Colorado theatre shooting, and the constant scapegoating of violent media instead of accepting fault.. Hell it even inspired some assholes to dress up as GhostFace and attempt real life killing sprees..

All that, It truly makes the film hold up. That and all the classic Wes Craven goodness.

So the film starts off द्वारा famishly killing off Drew Barrymore after all the advertisements of the...
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