From the internet :)
(1) He spends twenty मिनटों looking at an नारंगी, ऑरेंज रस box because it said, "concentrate".
(2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.
(3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
(4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it.
(5) He tries to drown a fish.
(6) If आप gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.
(7) He trips over a cordless phone.
(8) He takes a ruler to बिस्तर to see how long he slept.
(9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius".
(10) He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".
(11) He invents a solar powered flashlight.
(12) He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves.
(13) He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead.
(14) He takes आप to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and he turned around and went home.
(15) He got locked in a furniture खरीडिए but sleeps on the floor.
(16) He spends time पढ़ना thru the above 15 points and analyses if he is an idiot!!!
(1) He spends twenty मिनटों looking at an नारंगी, ऑरेंज रस box because it said, "concentrate".
(2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.
(3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
(4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it.
(5) He tries to drown a fish.
(6) If आप gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.
(7) He trips over a cordless phone.
(8) He takes a ruler to बिस्तर to see how long he slept.
(9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius".
(10) He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".
(11) He invents a solar powered flashlight.
(12) He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves.
(13) He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead.
(14) He takes आप to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and he turned around and went home.
(15) He got locked in a furniture खरीडिए but sleeps on the floor.
(16) He spends time पढ़ना thru the above 15 points and analyses if he is an idiot!!!
