Man: Where have आप been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen आप someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this सीट empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if आप sit down.
Man: Your place या mine?
Woman: Both. आप go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do आप do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: हे baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do आप like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would आप stay there?
Man: If I could see आप naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see आप naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when आप fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when आप got kicked out of Hell.
Man: Why aren't आप married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.
Man: I can tell that आप want me.
Woman: आप know, you're dead right...I want आप to go away!
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen आप someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this सीट empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if आप sit down.
Man: Your place या mine?
Woman: Both. आप go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do आप do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: हे baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do आप like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would आप stay there?
Man: If I could see आप naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see आप naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when आप fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when आप got kicked out of Hell.
Man: Why aren't आप married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.
Man: I can tell that आप want me.
Woman: आप know, you're dead right...I want आप to go away!
Hello there! My name is Jared, and I was a huge प्रशंसक of this old blog named Ask Dr. Robotnik, but it was cancelled due to his life having too much work.
But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.
आप type in the टिप्पणियाँ section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.
To get started, all आप have to do is type into the टिप्पणियाँ section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ टिप्पणियाँ I'll make a new लेख answering them with funny pictures and text!
This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.
But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.
आप type in the टिप्पणियाँ section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.
To get started, all आप have to do is type into the टिप्पणियाँ section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ टिप्पणियाँ I'll make a new लेख answering them with funny pictures and text!
This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.