Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off आप aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so आप aren't the one stressed on birth control , आप do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 मिनटों tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell आप at what घंटा to be घर when आप in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than घर as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If आप get drunk आप are not seen as if आप did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in प्यार over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true फ्रेंड्स , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached द्वारा a stranger on सड़क, स्ट्रीट wanting your money या anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy आप can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places आप can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if आप are fat या not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
1.First off आप aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so आप aren't the one stressed on birth control , आप do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 मिनटों tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell आप at what घंटा to be घर when आप in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than घर as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If आप get drunk आप are not seen as if आप did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in प्यार over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true फ्रेंड्स , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached द्वारा a stranger on सड़क, स्ट्रीट wanting your money या anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy आप can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places आप can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if आप are fat या not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
The Falling Man
One of the most haunting तस्वीरें captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated द्वारा the smoke या get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.
People, आप rant so much about how आप have a hard time making choices. Whether आप should work on your assignment या go out with your friends. Whether आप should तारीख, दिनांक this guy या that guy. Whether आप should break up with your boyfriend या not. Whether आप should wear the गुलाबी ब्लाउज या the baby blue one.
Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
One of the most haunting तस्वीरें captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated द्वारा the smoke या get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.
People, आप rant so much about how आप have a hard time making choices. Whether आप should work on your assignment या go out with your friends. Whether आप should तारीख, दिनांक this guy या that guy. Whether आप should break up with your boyfriend या not. Whether आप should wear the गुलाबी ब्लाउज या the baby blue one.
Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
if someone is making आप upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."
if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."
if someone doesn't like the way आप are, या they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, या don't accept me at all."
if someone is bullying आप for "no reason", it's because they like you, या is jealous of you, या it's the spirits clashing.
1-play baseball with one cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your फ्रेंड्स
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them आप are raising money to buy खाना for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that आप want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines दिन gift your फ्रेंड्स a cucumber and tell them आप grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it अगला to your ear and say that he talks to आप and says he need a new घर and thats why आप buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your फ्रेंड्स
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them आप are raising money to buy खाना for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that आप want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines दिन gift your फ्रेंड्स a cucumber and tell them आप grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it अगला to your ear and say that he talks to आप and says he need a new घर and thats why आप buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like या प्यार and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn और fans......add बिना सोचे समझे ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn और fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn पदक ...u have to add और pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have और पदक .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get और fans.....and frnds too.
when i have और ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this लेख will be useful have a gr8 दिन everybody and type ur टिप्पणी दे plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like या प्यार and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn और fans......add बिना सोचे समझे ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn और fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn पदक ...u have to add और pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have और पदक .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get और fans.....and frnds too.
when i have और ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this लेख will be useful have a gr8 दिन everybody and type ur टिप्पणी दे plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at बिना सोचे समझे times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that आप are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this सूची ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs आप know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that आप are a muggle born even if आप did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope आप liked it!
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at बिना सोचे समझे times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that आप are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this सूची ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs आप know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that आप are a muggle born even if आप did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope आप liked it!
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!
I just read a सवाल on this spot that asked "If आप saw Justin Bieber standing on the चोटी, शीर्ष of a building getting ready to jump, would आप cry या scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on चोटी, शीर्ष of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do आप people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone आप know या care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
I just read a सवाल on this spot that asked "If आप saw Justin Bieber standing on the चोटी, शीर्ष of a building getting ready to jump, would आप cry या scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on चोटी, शीर्ष of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do आप people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone आप know या care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
Q .. Did आप here about the blonde who shot an ऐरो into the air?
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do आप do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the सड़क, स्ट्रीट when the sign कहा "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when आप ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do आप do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the सड़क, स्ट्रीट when the sign कहा "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when आप ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
