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Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off आप aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so आप aren't the one stressed on birth control , आप do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 मिनटों tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell आप at what घंटा to be घर when आप in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than घर as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If आप get drunk आप are not seen as if आप did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in प्यार over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true फ्रेंड्स , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached द्वारा a stranger on सड़क, स्ट्रीट wanting your money या anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy आप can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places आप can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if आप are fat या not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
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All with [x] apply to me. All of these are ridiculous and I don't agree with any of them.


1) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

2) I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

3) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

4) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

5) [x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (no)

6) I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

7) I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (this one is VERY offensive, and hurts. My favourite singer DIED from AIDS, and he was bi, and an amazing, beautiful man)

8) I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

9) I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

10) [x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so...
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posted by nevenkastar
 Made by: ICEhanica (this is how the main character looks like =D)
Made by: ICEhanica (this is how the main character looks like =D)
1st of all....this is my 1st story so I know It's bad and please please don't be rude to me. I'm just at the beginning of learning how to write good. So hope आप like the story.
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I have a normal life, if we could call it that way.
Well, आप see I'm a Vampire. Now, now, I'm not a killer. I don't kill people, I'm Vegeterian. I almost never drink blood, but I'm not weak. When I need to drink blood I drink animal blood. I प्यार जानवर so It's very hard to look at they're cute face and kill them. =( I live in the UK, to be और precisely in London. In a small,...
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BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say आप प्यार me! Say आप प्यार me!
BOY : आप प्यार me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will आप give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't आप ever want to improve??
BOY : I प्यार आप and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would आप stay there??
SHARON : Have आप ever had a hot passionate,...
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posted by mae_cait_001
1.Always be fresh and beautiful 2.Apply make-up but not too much(coz u will look like a white lady!scary!) 3.Have a pleasing smile when he looks at u 4.Dont loose confidence when u see him.dont get nervous,say a simple"hi"who knows,maybe he'll reply u with a hello that u'd longed to hear 5.Show him ur good side! 6.Show him ur secret talents. 7.Wear dresses appropriate to his taste 8.Dont be so noisy when ur with him(guys dont like noisy girls 9.Always do things that u know he will like 10 IDK^-^just do anything,i dont know what 2 write with no.ten.
New ways to order pizza
Are आप tired of always ordering पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा the same way? Well, this lists will keep आप entertained for over 90 पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा orders!!!

1. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

2. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh,...
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