NOTE EVERYONE I DID NOT MAKE THIS!!
* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
* People who are willing to get off their arse to खोजिए the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
* When people say "Oh आप just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if आप can't eat it?
* When people say "it's always the last place आप look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would आप keep looking after you've found it? Do People do this? Who and where are they?
* When people say while watching a film "did आप see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.
* People who ask "Can I ask आप a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did आप sunshine?
* When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
* When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can आप do that's longer?
* When आप are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here,Kn*bhead?
* People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
* When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
* People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
* McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand आप unless आप insert the 'Mc' before the item आप are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and जाम it in your McEyes आप f*cking McTosser.
* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
* People who are willing to get off their arse to खोजिए the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
* When people say "Oh आप just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if आप can't eat it?
* When people say "it's always the last place आप look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would आप keep looking after you've found it? Do People do this? Who and where are they?
* When people say while watching a film "did आप see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.
* People who ask "Can I ask आप a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did आप sunshine?
* When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
* When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can आप do that's longer?
* When आप are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here,Kn*bhead?
* People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
* When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
* People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
* McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand आप unless आप insert the 'Mc' before the item आप are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and जाम it in your McEyes आप f*cking McTosser.
1 try on all your clothes in your closet
2 sing a song like a बत्तख, बतख
3 Watch all of your old डिज़्नी movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents
टिप्पणी दे tell your फ्रेंड्स then I will make और spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I प्यार making these for आप so comment. All the टिप्पणियाँ I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm लेखन all this cuz I need a longer लेख so yea tacos are good i like टैको, taco bravos from टैको, taco johns
2 sing a song like a बत्तख, बतख
3 Watch all of your old डिज़्नी movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents
टिप्पणी दे tell your फ्रेंड्स then I will make और spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I प्यार making these for आप so comment. All the टिप्पणियाँ I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm लेखन all this cuz I need a longer लेख so yea tacos are good i like टैको, taco bravos from टैको, taco johns
