. Before पढ़ना any fanfiction, listen to "Whip My Hair" द्वारा Willow Smith. (Trust me, it helps.)
. Read crappy या overdescriptive fanfics in a dramatic voice.
. If it's REALLY crappy, draw a picture of it.
. After reading, try to picture it in your mind.
. If with a group, act it out with friends.
. Everytime a fanfiction mentions food, particularily what they're gonna eat, throw टोस्ट at your screen.
. Imagine the lead character as Ebony Dar'kness Dementia Raven Way (Google it).
. If there's an angsty part, yell "AAAAAANNNNNGGGGSSSSTTTT".
. If it's about your OTP, then say "DAWW!" after every sentance.
. Try to rewrite it in your words/your own version.
. If it's mature, cover the eyes of anyone around you, even a pet, when it gets to the mature part.
. Root for the villan in any situation.
. Think of what आप would do if आप were the protaginist/the protaginist's प्यार interest.
. Think of what would happen if it happened in the actuall story, and what the other characters would do.
.In the end, say "AND THEN THEY ALL DIED. THE END."
. If it's with a couple आप like, think of what would happen if it's with a couple आप DON'T like.
. When spotting grammar issues, correct them, and write a सूची of the issues in the comments.
. Read it with a dramatic song playing in the background.
. Read it with a केशा song playing in the background.
. Read it out loud...no matter who is around you.
. Refrence it daily.
. When it comes to a part with sexual tension, yell "AK-WARD!"
. Pretend to interrupt the character's conversations in the story.
. If it includes a fanfic character of any sort, say "MARY SUE" loudly every time their name appears, no matter if they're a mary sue या not.
. दिखाना it to your mom.
. Write a सूची like this before पढ़ना a fanfic to make it less akward.

THAT'S ALL, FOLKS! HAPPY READING!