Are आप super bored,you just want to kill yourself,then do these things!XD
I did not make this up,but I got it from a great site!
urban75.org
There are also lots of retarted games आप can play on this site if आप are boredXD
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THINGS आप CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send आप a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)
See how long आप can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, या try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as आप can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh या ending on an amusing note.
Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because द्वारा trying too much, आप remember what आप were trying to avoid thinking of. If आप try too little, आप end up thinking about penguins anyway.
Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing द्वारा and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag या knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner या later one of your mind commands will come true, so आप can convince yourself that आप really have super human powers and waste even और time trying them out.
Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the सड़क, स्ट्रीट with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 सेकंड्स और entertainment.
Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers द्वारा marks out of ten as आप go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and जूते choices.
Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a बिना सोचे समझे word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.
Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice अगला to being in pain.
Try to निगलना, निगल, निगल संकलन your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.
Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as आप walk along and add a racing commentary as आप pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.
Make तारा, स्टार Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand द्वारा an electric door to a bank या something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.
Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 सेकंड्स of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.
Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved द्वारा looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy आप can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").
Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye या busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when आप go shopping.
Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.
THINGS आप CAN DO WITH VERY LITTLE
See what's in your neighbour's rubbish/trash
(Amusement Potential: 20-30 minutes)
आप can learn a lot about people द्वारा what they throw out. आप might uncover some dark secret about them. Plus, they might be throwing out something with value that still works, like a VCR या some porn mags.
Watch TV, repeat everything कहा in Italian accent
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Sort of entertaining. Include flamboyant shoulder shrugs for added impact, या go for a Marlon Brando set of grunts.
Send spooky emails
(Amusement Potential: 15-60 minutes)
Look up someone's CV on the web, do some research on them via गूगल and then send them an ई मेल full of personal references claiming to be an ex-work colleague who fell in प्यार with their shoes. या something.
Play our useless games
(Amusement Potential: how long have आप got?)
Waste away the hours with our collection of useless games
Make prank phone calls
(Amusement Potential: 20-60 minutes)
Very entertaining, but requires discipline. Remember - vulgarities don't make a call funny, but getting the other person to believe a ridiculous story will. Try seeing if आप can get them to make noises to 'test' the line. One to get आप started off: Call McDonalds with weird complaints about their food.
Pretend all humans will die except for people in room with you
Amusement Potential: 10-20 minutes)
What would आप do if this really happened? Would the group stay together, या would there be factions? Who would शामिल होइए what group? Remember, there would only be power for a few days before the plants ran out of fuel या broke. To travel, आप would always have to be near cars to siphon gas out of. Best to do with people आप know.
Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
To get any benefit out of this one, आप have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!!
Try and sound Welsh
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
The key to sounding Welsh is to make sure that your voice goes up at the end of the sentence, so that everything sounds like a question. Throw in a superfluous 'isn't it?' at the end of everything आप say and you're halfway there. Isn't it?
Burn things with a magnifying glass
(Amusement Potential: 5-30 minutes)
Ants are always fun to use for this, but burning the face of someone आप don't like, under some circumstances, can be just as entertaining.
THINGS आप CAN DO WITH ANOTHER PERSON
Have a water gargling contest
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Put a glassful of water in your mouth and see how long आप can keep gargling for. Award yourself extra points for loud and amusing gargling noises, and minus points if आप laugh.
Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
This works on the "I have the feeling I'm being watched" principle. Conduct an experiment-does this really work?
Have a "Who is less competitive" competition
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Trying to win at this will make आप lose. Trying to lose makes आप win which makes आप lose. Not trying at all makes आप lose which makes आप win which makes आप lose.
Pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view
(Amusement Potential: 3-5 minutes)
Think about it: your dog has only seen the house from a viewpoint from 6" to 2' high (15 to 60 cm for all आप metric fans). It's never seen the tops of counters, what आप keep on your desk, the tops of shelves, etc. Try looking at things from its point of view, too.
Pull out a hair, stick in someone's ear
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
Best done to sleeping people. Added challenge in having no one else around, because then आप can't blame it on anyone else. Try to beat your record number of times before the person catches on.
Pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of person's neck
(Amusement Potential: 5-15 minutes)
Always a good gag. For an even bigger reaction out of the person, act like you're not sorry at all for what they think आप did. टिप्पणी दे inste1ad on how big that sneeze was या about how there was a lot of mucus in that one.
--------------------------------------------------If आप are still bored after doing all these things,then get a life!JKJK!:3
I did not make this up,but I got it from a great site!
urban75.org
There are also lots of retarted games आप can play on this site if आप are boredXD
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THINGS आप CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send आप a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)
See how long आप can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, या try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as आप can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh या ending on an amusing note.
Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because द्वारा trying too much, आप remember what आप were trying to avoid thinking of. If आप try too little, आप end up thinking about penguins anyway.
Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing द्वारा and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag या knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner या later one of your mind commands will come true, so आप can convince yourself that आप really have super human powers and waste even और time trying them out.
Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the सड़क, स्ट्रीट with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 सेकंड्स और entertainment.
Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers द्वारा marks out of ten as आप go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and जूते choices.
Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a बिना सोचे समझे word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.
Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice अगला to being in pain.
Try to निगलना, निगल, निगल संकलन your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.
Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as आप walk along and add a racing commentary as आप pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.
Make तारा, स्टार Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand द्वारा an electric door to a bank या something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.
Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 सेकंड्स of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.
Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved द्वारा looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy आप can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").
Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye या busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when आप go shopping.
Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.
THINGS आप CAN DO WITH VERY LITTLE
See what's in your neighbour's rubbish/trash
(Amusement Potential: 20-30 minutes)
आप can learn a lot about people द्वारा what they throw out. आप might uncover some dark secret about them. Plus, they might be throwing out something with value that still works, like a VCR या some porn mags.
Watch TV, repeat everything कहा in Italian accent
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Sort of entertaining. Include flamboyant shoulder shrugs for added impact, या go for a Marlon Brando set of grunts.
Send spooky emails
(Amusement Potential: 15-60 minutes)
Look up someone's CV on the web, do some research on them via गूगल and then send them an ई मेल full of personal references claiming to be an ex-work colleague who fell in प्यार with their shoes. या something.
Play our useless games
(Amusement Potential: how long have आप got?)
Waste away the hours with our collection of useless games
Make prank phone calls
(Amusement Potential: 20-60 minutes)
Very entertaining, but requires discipline. Remember - vulgarities don't make a call funny, but getting the other person to believe a ridiculous story will. Try seeing if आप can get them to make noises to 'test' the line. One to get आप started off: Call McDonalds with weird complaints about their food.
Pretend all humans will die except for people in room with you
Amusement Potential: 10-20 minutes)
What would आप do if this really happened? Would the group stay together, या would there be factions? Who would शामिल होइए what group? Remember, there would only be power for a few days before the plants ran out of fuel या broke. To travel, आप would always have to be near cars to siphon gas out of. Best to do with people आप know.
Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
To get any benefit out of this one, आप have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!!
Try and sound Welsh
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
The key to sounding Welsh is to make sure that your voice goes up at the end of the sentence, so that everything sounds like a question. Throw in a superfluous 'isn't it?' at the end of everything आप say and you're halfway there. Isn't it?
Burn things with a magnifying glass
(Amusement Potential: 5-30 minutes)
Ants are always fun to use for this, but burning the face of someone आप don't like, under some circumstances, can be just as entertaining.
THINGS आप CAN DO WITH ANOTHER PERSON
Have a water gargling contest
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Put a glassful of water in your mouth and see how long आप can keep gargling for. Award yourself extra points for loud and amusing gargling noises, and minus points if आप laugh.
Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
This works on the "I have the feeling I'm being watched" principle. Conduct an experiment-does this really work?
Have a "Who is less competitive" competition
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Trying to win at this will make आप lose. Trying to lose makes आप win which makes आप lose. Not trying at all makes आप lose which makes आप win which makes आप lose.
Pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view
(Amusement Potential: 3-5 minutes)
Think about it: your dog has only seen the house from a viewpoint from 6" to 2' high (15 to 60 cm for all आप metric fans). It's never seen the tops of counters, what आप keep on your desk, the tops of shelves, etc. Try looking at things from its point of view, too.
Pull out a hair, stick in someone's ear
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
Best done to sleeping people. Added challenge in having no one else around, because then आप can't blame it on anyone else. Try to beat your record number of times before the person catches on.
Pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of person's neck
(Amusement Potential: 5-15 minutes)
Always a good gag. For an even bigger reaction out of the person, act like you're not sorry at all for what they think आप did. टिप्पणी दे inste1ad on how big that sneeze was या about how there was a lot of mucus in that one.
--------------------------------------------------If आप are still bored after doing all these things,then get a life!JKJK!:3
Em I going mad?
This has probably happened to a lot of आप because of taking notes in class.
Have आप ever got a little blister या callus because of लेखन too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure या rubbing for too long against your skin.
Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the गिटार या even cooking a lot can result in calluses.
So आप have some calluses and आप want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.
आप can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with नींबू for 10 मिनटों and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams या बादाम oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and आप will see a difference.
If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
Have आप ever got a little blister या callus because of लेखन too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure या rubbing for too long against your skin.
Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the गिटार या even cooking a lot can result in calluses.
So आप have some calluses and आप want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.
आप can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with नींबू for 10 मिनटों and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams या बादाम oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and आप will see a difference.
If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"
1) If आप Want to work for people ....Make your दिल the ultimate NGO and see the difference.
2) If आप want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference
3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.
4) As आप are the creator of your life, similarly आप are the destroyer of your life.
5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.
6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for आप
*always forget what आप did good for people
P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
1) If आप Want to work for people ....Make your दिल the ultimate NGO and see the difference.
2) If आप want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference
3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.
4) As आप are the creator of your life, similarly आप are the destroyer of your life.
5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.
6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for आप
*always forget what आप did good for people
P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
I've recently heard that some people are offended द्वारा the T- कमीज, शर्ट slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.
But the thing is, I feel that the कमीज, शर्ट isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five साल old boy wearing a कमीज, शर्ट that कहा "Girls Have Cooties" या "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.
I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female या male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.
But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have आप ever seen a T.V. दिखाना where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
But the thing is, I feel that the कमीज, शर्ट isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five साल old boy wearing a कमीज, शर्ट that कहा "Girls Have Cooties" या "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.
I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female या male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.
But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have आप ever seen a T.V. दिखाना where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.
The F.B.I. recently caught Josh होल्ली, होली who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed चित्रो of the young star.
"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." कहा an official.
Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh होल्ली, होली in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.
Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other तारा, स्टार accounts! X/
We sure Miley is a lot और at peace now that Josh has been busted.
A सुपरमार्केट had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some और trays and have them ready for आप द्वारा the time आप finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
