My dear son...
I send आप this letter,if it doesn't reach you,tell me so I can re-send it.
I'm लेखन this as slowly as I can,because I am aware that आप can't read quickly.
I will send this to आप with your brother,he is asleep now,so I'll put it in his pocket,if he forgets to hand it to you,reach in and take it.
The weather is really great here,it only rained a couple of times last week,the first time it lasted 4 days,and the सेकंड one it was only 3 days.
About the leather जैकेट आप wanted me to send to you,it was going to cost me a fortune to ship because its buttons were too heavy,so I cut it and put it in one of the pockets,hope आप don't mind.
Your brother has a new job,he is now responsible for over 500 people,can आप imagine?he cuts the cemetery's grass.
Your Sister is finally pregnant now,she promised to name it after me if it is a boy,this is the first time I hear about someone to be called "Father".
Your lovely father...
p.s:I wanted to leave आप some money in the envelope,but sadly I only remembered that after I closed it.
I send आप this letter,if it doesn't reach you,tell me so I can re-send it.
I'm लेखन this as slowly as I can,because I am aware that आप can't read quickly.
I will send this to आप with your brother,he is asleep now,so I'll put it in his pocket,if he forgets to hand it to you,reach in and take it.
The weather is really great here,it only rained a couple of times last week,the first time it lasted 4 days,and the सेकंड one it was only 3 days.
About the leather जैकेट आप wanted me to send to you,it was going to cost me a fortune to ship because its buttons were too heavy,so I cut it and put it in one of the pockets,hope आप don't mind.
Your brother has a new job,he is now responsible for over 500 people,can आप imagine?he cuts the cemetery's grass.
Your Sister is finally pregnant now,she promised to name it after me if it is a boy,this is the first time I hear about someone to be called "Father".
Your lovely father...
p.s:I wanted to leave आप some money in the envelope,but sadly I only remembered that after I closed it.
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Wot if... THaSlimJim never was real??
Wot if he was actually kidnapped द्वारा aliens 1282839 years पूर्व and replaced our Prez w/ an alien PRETENDING to be the real SlimJim to fool us????????
Wot if they are just waiting for the दिन to take over earth through ThaSlimJim with an army of Slim Jims??/?/?
Wot if ThaSlimJim was behind the whole moon landing???
Wot if we are all figments of imagination created द्वारा slim jims????
Wot if the origin of all weebs was bc of ThaSlimJim?????
Wot if... wot if this entire meme is a lie???!!?
WOT IF THIS ENTIRE लेख IS A LIE!!!1/??
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