Hello, I’m back! I’ll write और now.
So this बिना सोचे समझे kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone आप want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I कहा “What?” and she कहा “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
    One thought that occurred to me today was (those of आप that have little siblings out there will get what I’m saying here) older siblings like to torment their younger siblings. That’s just the way things go. Don’t even try to deny what I’m saying older siblings, आप know it’s true. However, do आप guys notice that when someone else tries to bother your younger brother/sister आप automatically get mad and defend them? It’s kind of an attitude like ‘No, I am the only one that’s allowed to bug my sibling, so back off.’ That’s how I am with my little brother, and I’ve noticed it with my friends’ siblings too.
    When you’re a kid, adults spend a lot of time trying to convince आप that cliques don’t really exist, and that the TV shows that आप watch are just exaggerating, and then आप get to middle school and you’re like, ‘Oh my god डिज़्नी Channel was right.’ It is, too. I saw this boy in the hallways today who wore his pants up really high, with his कमीज, शर्ट tucked in and big glasses and braces. He was in the पोकेमोन club. Just as I was laughing, I heard him speak. He had the squeakiest voice ever I laughed soooo hard. (I feel so mean right now, and I know karmas going to पंच me in the face someday, but just come on.)
    I have decided on my हैलोवीन costume for this year, and I have to say, it is epic. I am going to be… A CEREAL KILLER! A cereal killer costume is a black कमीज, शर्ट and pants with boxes of cereal with knives in them stuck on them. Epic right?
    Alright, I’m done. :D


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