1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt
2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any और सवालों say " why does my कुत्ता breath smell like dog food"
3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ प्यार (your name)
4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells आप to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh
5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if आप dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.
6. start eating pop tarts in class and when the teacher tells आप to stop say i skipped breakfast to do my homework
7. ask your physics teacher why E=MC2 and when they cant answer it say i wish i had a nnicer teacher. then say why are आप always so negative.
8. stand up in the middle of class and yell lies lies! STOP THE LIES!
9. write a note on the bottom of your homework that says if i dont get this correct it was (the smart kids name here)
10. keep droping your pencil and before आप pick that up stand and say in a loud voice "will anyone get that for me" make sure its right at your feet.
11. start playing an unwanted system like gameboy advanced during class with the volume up high and make alll these shooting sounds like pew pew and car sounds like vroom vroom
12. what ever answer your asked say i dont know या how am i soposed to know that या आप never taught me that and if they say i did yesterday say oh your voice put me to sleep.
13. Bring candles and incense to class. Before handing in the paper, perform an elaborate ceremony, entreating the gods to bless the paper and correct all your typos. 14. Perfume the paper with catnip. Explain that it was to keep your dog from eating it. 15. Type gibberish. When आप hand it in, claim that your computer crashed while आप were printing it, and आप couldn't retrieve the original.
16. on the friday before the super bowl stand up and yell GO NICKS WIN THE SUPER BOWL!
17. stab holes in your paper in those holes put whip cream and say your paper was attacked द्वारा a porky pine
18. Pretend to cough every time your teacher says the word "learn".
19. get up durring class and say why isnt this fun? and teh teacher will say something and tehn say ok well ill make it fun then go around the class saying बत्तख, बतख बत्तख, बतख बत्तख, बतख बत्तख, बतख बत्तख, बतख बत्तख, बतख GOOOOOOSE!
20. come in to class late with a folder that has a stack of papers really thick then say ohh the princapal told me to give आप my file
21. in gym start tripping and say ahhhhh! my legs my legs then the gym teacher come over and आप say look what आप made me do i was looking at your ugly face and आप made me trip!
22. Ask the teacher how old are they if they respond none of your buisness respond thats because आप were born before they invented numbers! 23. During english use bad gramer and say things like "we dont need no education" and used made up contractions and made up words
24. start hitting your self during class and say the spirits arggg there fighting me
25. when लेखन a रिपोर्ट make it all different sizes and colors
26. ask to go to the bathroom every five मिनटों after awhile announce आप have a bladder infection
27. run into the principals office and yell reerag and make all these sick sounds and yell i forgot my pills
28. Run in the hall way when cought and told no, go on talking about how running is a much better exersise than rope climbing, and how a praticular rule is going to cause the end of the world. (Bonus if आप can involve puppies, cake, या rassberry जाम in the connection)
29. Get up in the middle of संगीत and yell i प्यार varish macarphdrop
30 in health ask "whats that?" and "whered the come from?" when a teacher says anything
2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any और सवालों say " why does my कुत्ता breath smell like dog food"
3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ प्यार (your name)
4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells आप to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh
5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if आप dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.
6. start eating pop tarts in class and when the teacher tells आप to stop say i skipped breakfast to do my homework
7. ask your physics teacher why E=MC2 and when they cant answer it say i wish i had a nnicer teacher. then say why are आप always so negative.
8. stand up in the middle of class and yell lies lies! STOP THE LIES!
9. write a note on the bottom of your homework that says if i dont get this correct it was (the smart kids name here)
10. keep droping your pencil and before आप pick that up stand and say in a loud voice "will anyone get that for me" make sure its right at your feet.
11. start playing an unwanted system like gameboy advanced during class with the volume up high and make alll these shooting sounds like pew pew and car sounds like vroom vroom
12. what ever answer your asked say i dont know या how am i soposed to know that या आप never taught me that and if they say i did yesterday say oh your voice put me to sleep.
13. Bring candles and incense to class. Before handing in the paper, perform an elaborate ceremony, entreating the gods to bless the paper and correct all your typos. 14. Perfume the paper with catnip. Explain that it was to keep your dog from eating it. 15. Type gibberish. When आप hand it in, claim that your computer crashed while आप were printing it, and आप couldn't retrieve the original.
16. on the friday before the super bowl stand up and yell GO NICKS WIN THE SUPER BOWL!
17. stab holes in your paper in those holes put whip cream and say your paper was attacked द्वारा a porky pine
18. Pretend to cough every time your teacher says the word "learn".
19. get up durring class and say why isnt this fun? and teh teacher will say something and tehn say ok well ill make it fun then go around the class saying बत्तख, बतख बत्तख, बतख बत्तख, बतख बत्तख, बतख बत्तख, बतख बत्तख, बतख GOOOOOOSE!
20. come in to class late with a folder that has a stack of papers really thick then say ohh the princapal told me to give आप my file
21. in gym start tripping and say ahhhhh! my legs my legs then the gym teacher come over and आप say look what आप made me do i was looking at your ugly face and आप made me trip!
22. Ask the teacher how old are they if they respond none of your buisness respond thats because आप were born before they invented numbers! 23. During english use bad gramer and say things like "we dont need no education" and used made up contractions and made up words
24. start hitting your self during class and say the spirits arggg there fighting me
25. when लेखन a रिपोर्ट make it all different sizes and colors
26. ask to go to the bathroom every five मिनटों after awhile announce आप have a bladder infection
27. run into the principals office and yell reerag and make all these sick sounds and yell i forgot my pills
28. Run in the hall way when cought and told no, go on talking about how running is a much better exersise than rope climbing, and how a praticular rule is going to cause the end of the world. (Bonus if आप can involve puppies, cake, या rassberry जाम in the connection)
29. Get up in the middle of संगीत and yell i प्यार varish macarphdrop
30 in health ask "whats that?" and "whered the come from?" when a teacher says anything
आप don't have to worry about 2012.
Here's a couple of reasons why:
1) The planets are not scheduled to align in 2012. In fact, there will be no major planetary alignments in the अगला few decades. Even if there were, planetary alignment would have a negligible effect on Earth.
2) There are no planets या asteroids that are set to crash into Earth. Astronomers are watching out for that sort of thing, and they haven't seen any.
3) The Mayan calendar will end in 2012. Rather than signifying the end of the world, what instead will happen is that the calendar will reset.
Read और at link
Here's a couple of reasons why:
1) The planets are not scheduled to align in 2012. In fact, there will be no major planetary alignments in the अगला few decades. Even if there were, planetary alignment would have a negligible effect on Earth.
2) There are no planets या asteroids that are set to crash into Earth. Astronomers are watching out for that sort of thing, and they haven't seen any.
3) The Mayan calendar will end in 2012. Rather than signifying the end of the world, what instead will happen is that the calendar will reset.
Read और at link
me: omg where are my keys *looks at sister* ......
*cuts her open and gets her guts out and finds my keys* there it is
mom: O_O
dad: o_o
brother: mommy!
me: uhhh hi?
sister: moves arms
me: heh heh *shoots my family*
LALALA!
HEH HEH ITS OKAY LITTLE TEDDY BEAR! *twitches eyes*
o_o
hi
heh heh *rocks* i प्यार आप teddy
MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! he he lalalalalalala
rockysss lelele
hehehehehe
look over there
hehehehe
MWAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHA!
cat: meow!
me:huh no mr.whiskers its me ssook
my friend: AHHH!!!
o_o
*cuts her open and gets her guts out and finds my keys* there it is
mom: O_O
dad: o_o
brother: mommy!
me: uhhh hi?
sister: moves arms
me: heh heh *shoots my family*
LALALA!
HEH HEH ITS OKAY LITTLE TEDDY BEAR! *twitches eyes*
o_o
hi
heh heh *rocks* i प्यार आप teddy
MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! he he lalalalalalala
rockysss lelele
hehehehehe
look over there
hehehehe
MWAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHA!
cat: meow!
me:huh no mr.whiskers its me ssook
my friend: AHHH!!!
o_o
Link I found this on: link
Just when we thought फेसबुक couldn’t impact our lives anymore, it found another way.
An Israeli couple has named their baby Like, after the Like button on Facebook. We’ve heard some unique names in our time, but this one is a bit silly. The couple claims they thought the name sounded “modern and innovative.”
फेसबुक did not pay the couple, obviously, but this incident shows how large a role social media play in our lives. अगला thing आप know, parents will start naming their children, Facebook. Wait, that actually happened earlier this year! A man in Egypt named his daughter फेसबुक to express “his joy at the achievements made द्वारा the January 25 youth.”
Now we turn to our community. What do आप think of these names? What’s the most unusual name you’ve ever heard of?
Thanks for reading.
Just when we thought फेसबुक couldn’t impact our lives anymore, it found another way.
An Israeli couple has named their baby Like, after the Like button on Facebook. We’ve heard some unique names in our time, but this one is a bit silly. The couple claims they thought the name sounded “modern and innovative.”
फेसबुक did not pay the couple, obviously, but this incident shows how large a role social media play in our lives. अगला thing आप know, parents will start naming their children, Facebook. Wait, that actually happened earlier this year! A man in Egypt named his daughter फेसबुक to express “his joy at the achievements made द्वारा the January 25 youth.”
Now we turn to our community. What do आप think of these names? What’s the most unusual name you’ve ever heard of?
Thanks for reading.
I was like tottaly walking in my backyard yesterday and saw a squirl.Is that normal??? i always thaught आप should see squirls in space.
Don't ask why though, caus i realy don't know either.My फ्रेंड्स say that i'm delirous(or however आप spell that word)But i disagree even though i have no clue what it means.(te-he.)
well my dads yelling at me to get off now....
SO bye. it says that i have to wright a longer लेख so pleas exscuse all the periods.k?? bye..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Don't ask why though, caus i realy don't know either.My फ्रेंड्स say that i'm delirous(or however आप spell that word)But i disagree even though i have no clue what it means.(te-he.)
well my dads yelling at me to get off now....
SO bye. it says that i have to wright a longer लेख so pleas exscuse all the periods.k?? bye..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................